TOS Caption Contest #210: Hole in the Wall

[Gary7]

^ Good one!

 

[jep]

Red Shirt 1: "Oh great... the drunken bastard stuck his head into the magnetic stream. You know what that means..."

Red Shirt 2: "Yeah... it means we'll be trying to put out the fire for the next week."



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[MANT!]

Apollo "One pill made ME bigger"!!
Kirk " And one pill makes US small"!!
McCoy "And the ones that doctor gives you,
Don't do anything at all"!!
Chekov "Go ask Alice"
Scotty "When she's ten meters tall"...

Carloyn..Those aren't the right lyrics...

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: A most illogical location for a cave, Captain.

KIRK: That guy in the bat mask talks funny.

 

[alte]

Holy Crimea, Batman...too good

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "This place is a dive...even by priceline standards."

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: Always wear underwear with that cape...you never know when we'll pop in."

 

[Isis]

Palamas: "Darn it. I got the same dress on sale last week at Kohl's."

McCoy was extremely frustrated by Starfleet's repeated rejection of his requests for a noiseless MRI.