Scotty: "But Captain-they called the Enterprise a garbage scow!"
Kirk: "And I've seen your quarters. They aren't that far off."
TOS Caption Contest #196 - Freaking Out
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Scotty: "But Captain-they called the Enterprise a garbage scow!"
Kirk: "And I've seen your quarters. They aren't that far off."
He looked at her with deep, passionate eyes, and yet, it was like she didn't see him.
Doohan: "And I really don't get enough screen time. You, Nimoy, DeForest... hogging the limelight. Plus you guys get paid more per episode. It's really not fair. I'm very talented!"
Shatner : "I know you are, Jimmy."
Doohan : "And I can turn my face green at will."
Shatner : "And I'm sure Will appreciates it, too."
^ (the joke was, he had become green with envy. 
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Men have been known to go mad by the light of the full Kirk.
Klingon Opera had nothing on Vulcan Ballet.
SPOCK: You're blind? Then why the glasses?
MIRANDA: Two words: Ray Charles
SPOCK: Logical. Flawlessly logical.
KIRK: Scotty...now I understand your attitude towards women! You're...ORION!
SCOTTY: Borgas frat! Forgot my makeup!
Spock: Very Well, I agreed to wear the 3-D glasses, but I will NOT go to Avatar!
Scotty: We should have left the Klingons in the Transporter!
Kirk: But then, they could be trapped in there for 75 years and what self-respecting person would let that happen?
Doohan: IT'S MY TURN TO BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT SHATNER SO FUCK OFF!!!!
Spock: Very Well, I agreed to wear the 3-D glasses, but I will NOT go to Avatar!
Miranda: "What about Jackass 3?"
Spock: Very Well, I agreed to wear the 3-D glasses, but I will NOT go to Avatar!
Miranda: "What about Jackass 3?"
Spock: Nope. I will go to Star Trek XII if they make it in 3D.
Spock: Very Well, I agreed to wear the 3-D glasses, but I will NOT go to Avatar!
Miranda: "What about Jackass 3?"
Spock: No.
Miranda: Why?
Spock: Because I deal with Captian Kirk on a daily basis and I'd like to have at least one Jackass free moment.
Carrie Ann Inaba: "Mr. Spock, I realize you're half Vulcan, but if you're still here on 'Dancing With the Stars' next week, you need to ratchet up the emotion a few notches."
Len Goodman: "It was a mess. But I think you should always soften criticism with something positive, and at least you outdid Bristol Palin in her gowilla suit."
Bruno Tonioli: "Your performance...eet was sex-a-lee-shus. James, what are you doing after the show?"
After Geordi inadvertently walked in on the three way with a Medusan and Ambassador Spock, Dr. Pulaski was quietly transferred off the Enterprise-D.
"You wanna know how I lost my finger? You really wanna know how I lost my bloody finger?"
Miranda: "You said you wanted to put your face in my red box."
Spock: "Allow me to rephrase..."
The moment Shatner realized the lifts in his boots weren't helping.
Nimoy: "Still taller, jerk ass!"