TOS Caption Contest #191: Taking Care of Business
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Kirk: "Wait... you kept me here past lunch? They're serving Salisbury steak today! Dammit, Bones."
McCoy: "Jim, you've gotta cut down on the eating--or I'm gonna have to cinch you up in a girdle to keep within regulations."
Spock: "You see, doctor; being the captain has its benefits. It's time for my midday massage. OK gentlemen, let's get on with it."
O'Neil: "That looks like you up there on that billboard, Mr. Sulu. Only quite a bit older. Doing an advertisement for a television?"
Sulu: "Oh, my!"
McCoy: I think we should start you on a new fitness plan. Any suggestions on that Jim?
Kirk: It's called the Corbomite Maneuver.
McCoy: Never heard of it.
Kirk: It involves you Shutting the Hell up and minding your own business!
Security: Security reporting as ordered Mister Spock.
Spock: Doctor McCoy is under arrest.
Security: Why?
Spock: Hmmmm.... good question.
Security: Sir, we can't arrest him without a valid reason.
Spock: He said you both looked like dweebs.
Security: Lemme at him!
Spock: Don't make me break my foot off in your ass Doctor.
That actually happening on screen: priceless!
McCoy: "Who are those guys, Spock?"
Spock: "It doesn't matter-they're wearing red shirts."
"Dammit, Jim! You gotta lay off that girdle, it's leaving a permanent impression on your stomach!"
McCoy: You've been doing whip its again haven't you?
Kirk: No.
McCoy: Bullshit! You've still got whip cream on your chin you dumpy bastard.
Kirk: "How long has he been standing in that doorway watching?"
McCoy: "Sulu? About a half an hour or so, I guess. Why?"
Sulu: "I had forgotten there was so much racism in this time period! And I don't like the way those guys are looking at me!"
O'Neil: "Don't worry, I'll smooth things over. Surely they don't have anything against the Irish."
Sulu: "I had forgotten there was so much racism in this time period! And I don't like the way those guys are looking at me!"
O'Neil: "Don't worry, I'll smooth things over. Surely they don't have anything against the Irish."
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KIRK: I'm going to PRETEND I didn't feel both your hands on my shoulders during the prostate exam.
O'NEILL: Are you SURE this is the spot where the Paul Revere & the Raiders tribute concert is supposed to be?!
Something's starting to smell fishy.
McCOY: Dammit, Spock.
YIELD to the obvious. Surrender to logic.
We all SAW you shoplifting.
Kirk: Lightning storm! Where's Uhura? Ask her if there were any Romulan transmissions. Hurry, Bones! We've got to save the ship!
Bones: Dammit, Jim! That happened over ten years ago. You're going senile.
McCOY: I'm not even gonna ask where my thermometer went.
SULU: ♫ Come ye cool cool considerate set ♫
♫ We'll dance together to the same minuet ♫
♫ To the right, ever to the right ♫
♫ Never to the left, forever to the right ♫
♫ May our creed be never to exceed ♫
♫ Regulated speed, no matter what the need ♫
O'NEIL: Stop singing costume-appropriate showtunes and run!