TOS Caption Contest #190: This Has Disaster Written All Over It

[Rat Boy]

Back for another round and another caption contest. But first, it's time to reveal...

Here we see proof that once you have an awesome one liner, you should stop right there...

Kirk:"Yo Girly come over here and say hi to my little friend"

Kirk (Cont'd): But I's gots to warn you — it ain't so little.

Kirk (Cont'd): And afters a fews minutes it spits.

I don't know what's funnier; the caption or the typo...

KIRK: "I know you're upset that Uhura left you, Mister Spock, but you need to learn that life goes on!

SPOCK: (*stares at tabletop*)

McCOY: Ha! You're the "Bones" now! All she left you was your stare. We're gonna call you "Stare" from now on!

KIRK: Quiet Bones! Can't you see that Stare is in pain! That his heat is crushed!

SCOTTY: Can I be "Scotch"?

Yeah, I'd feel bad if my heat was crushed, too. And apparently Mr. Seven's not big on internet memes...

Gary: I shall have to remind Isis that no, in fact, she cannot has cheezburger.

A shame, too, since he kind of looks like Mr. Trolololo. Before that song starts driving you batshit insane, let's take care of the Photoshop winner...

Fuhgeddaboudit, after this performance that Emmy is in the bag!

Congratulations to the winners. This week we have poor wee bairns, redshirts buying it, and random guys in jars. What'd you expect? It's the third season. Enjoy...

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Ach, I told Rand not to plug her bloody hair dryer in that socket!"

Kirk: "Wow, and we didn't even get off the ship this time!"

Darth Vader (off camera): "Well Calrissian, are they alive?"

Lando Calrissian (off camera): "Yes they're alive. And in perfect hibernation."

Darth Vader (off camera): "Good, throw three more in there; I want to really make sure this thing works before Skywalker gets here."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY (to tour group) And this is the engine room....

TOURIST: Why does it look different from the last time I took the tour?

SCOTTY (under his breath): Borgas fratting fanboys.

KIRK: Now we know why fireworks are illegal on the ship.

FIRST VIAN: At last my collection of US Presidents is complete!!!!!

SECOND VIAN: They spelled Obama's name wrong.

FIRST VIAN: Borgas frat!!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: What was that?

Engineer: (Off screen) A Beagle just beamed into the Warp Conduits.

Kirk: Good call, standing on the right hand side of the corridor Spock.

Kirk: Spock, are they?

Spock: Yes Captain, Tricorder reveals no trace of any fashion sense.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

No one but Scotty knew that the engine room was actually made of legos.

Kirk: Ooooh look, sparkly!

The makings of Peach and Raspberry Smoothies, evil alien style.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Stop! Hammertime!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk (off camera): "I guess it's not really fun to stay at the YMCA."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The end of the Mego Corporation was its decision to release obscure characters that no kid would want as part of its final release of "Star Trek" Action Figures... by MEGO.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Who got the win there or was it shared?

Johnnyracefan wrote: Kirk:"Yo Girly come over here and say hi to my little friend"
middyseafort wrote: Kirk (Cont'd): But I's gots to warn you — it ain't so little.
captain crow wrote: Kirk (Cont'd): And afters a fews minutes it spits.

Scotty: "Harvey stay the Bloody hell out of Engineering"

 

[Maurice]

VIAN: Open them? Hell no! They're Mint In Original Packaging!

SCOTTY: And here we have the...borgas frat!

KIRK: Clearly they don't have the Right Stuff.
SPOCK: Or the Right Color Shirts.

♫ Come on, Vogue ♫
♫ Let your body move to the music ♫
♫ Move to the music! ♫

 

[ItsGreen]

If it's blue and you don't know what to do,
why don't you go where fashion sits.......

 

[ItsGreen]

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

 

[Rat Boy]

Who got the win there or was it shared?

If your name's there, it's a win.

 

[NTRPRZ]

The folks at Alpha Control were not too encouraged by their first experiments in suspended animation before the launch of the Jupiter II.

 

[Maurice]

SCOTTY: Preeeeeesenting.... another bright idea by $%#&ing Captain Kirk!

 

[SeerSGB]

Try outs for "Transporter Victim #2" were intense on the set of The Motion Picture.

"What the hell...every time Rand says she needs a little "personal time" there's some weird humming and moaning then half the fuses on the impulse deck blow out"

 

[Captain Crow]

Ozaba: We'll do or say whatever you want! Just stop playing that Kenny G music!

Kirk: Wow! These phasers pull to the left something fierce.

Spock: Captain, they apear to be evil Quantum Leapers.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Great, thats two more letters I have to write!

 

[jep]

OS Voice #1: "Geez, what's with these two?"

OS Voice #2: "Oh, they're in suspended animation until science finds a cure for them."

OS Voice #1: "What happened to them?"

OS Voice #2: "Well, Linke caught a look up Scotty's kilt, and Ozaba saw Captain Kirk without his girdle on."

OS Voice# 1: "Holy shit, what a terrible way to go."



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[jep]

Spock: "I believe it is called 'disco'."



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