TOS Caption Contest #185: Punch Drunk

[Mistral]

McCoy: "It's got celery and half an orange in it. I don't know what the hell it is-but I'm wasted."

 

[Mistral]

Spock: "I...will..kiss you!"

Sulu * (thinking)* : "How come he never tries this with me? I wouldn't put up half the fight Pavel is..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Relax son. Spock is a licensed chiropractor.

CHEKOV: Dat's vat has me vorried!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kelley: "Megan Fox naked in this episode? She hasn't been born yet, dumbass!"

 

[jep]

McCoy: "Hold him still Spock, I've almost got the goa'uld detached from his brain stem."




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[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "For God sake's, Spock, zip your fly! Now everyone knows you have two!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy: "For God sake's, Spock, zip your fly! Now everyone knows you have two!"

SPOCK: The "Double Vision Contest" is in the TNG Forum, Doctor.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "First one in gets a free Archer bobblehead?"

 

[Isis]

Kelley (to self): "Roddenberry's really gonna hafta make some changes for Season Two. Makes me sit in this moronic position and I'm not even in the opening credits."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Sulu mixed it for me. Called it a 'mojito.' Why you giving me that look?"