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TOS Caption Contest #182: Sulu-te Your Shorts

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CLOUD BITSY: I can help you with the big words, if you want.
 
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Kirk, (OS): "(Gag) OK, you know what, I AM a God, and my first decree is that all you gamy bastards go take a damn shower. And use lots of soap."

Cloud William: "Shower? I do not understand, one named Kirk."

Kirk: "That much is painfully obvious."

Sidekick: "And what is "soap", my lord?"



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CLOUD WILLIAM: Wait, one called Kirk. You not sound like Yang.
You sound like Kahnuk. They our enemy. Worse than Koms.
 
Sorry folks. Got sidetracked yesterday and didn't have the time to sort through about seven different DVDs to grab screencaps. Guess I'll have to either wait for TrekCore to get their pictures back up or wait until next weekend, whichever comes first. Anyway...

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Cloud William: "Book of Holies say if you kill the joe, you make some mo'."

Cloud Festus: "Woooooooooooo!"

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Cloud William: "No, nothing strange going on here, one named Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC."
 
Sorry folks. Got sidetracked yesterday and didn't have the time to sort through about seven different DVDs to grab screencaps. Guess I'll have to either wait for TrekCore to get their pictures back up or wait until next weekend, whichever comes first. Anyway...

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Cloud William: "I do not understand, one called Rat Boy. But Festus jonesing for new contest. He say he need it bad, he say... use... Google Image Search".



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Here's an idea: have board members submit their screencaps for the next contest. It will give Ratboy a break and make it fun at the same time.
 
Here's an idea: have board members submit their screencaps for the next contest. It will give Ratboy a break and make it fun at the same time.


I like that idea. But what do I know, I'm just a smartass with a keyboard.




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Oh please God, no... not Squire of Gothos. I absolutely hate that episode.

It's just screen caps. Trelane isn't in them, and you don't have to watch the episode. ;)

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DeSalle: "Can't we move on? I'm sick of looking at this damned cube in our way."
Sulu: "Still can't solve it, eh DeSalle?"
 
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CLOUD WILLIAM: Kohms speak of man who write books like this...long...confusing...strange.


His name 'Stephen King' we think.
 
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UHURA: Hold me, Hikaru.



Hold me close...like you did that day at the Gay Pride Rally on Tiburon.
 
Actually, the pictures are still there @ Trekcore. You can navigate to the episode directories and just browse files directly.

It'll take time but I'll give it a shot. That just leaves the three other contests I'm running.
 
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Sulu: "Mmmmm. I love the taste of hot man paste in the morning."

DeSalle: (Thinking to himself) "Easy... just stare at the cube and act like you didn't hear him. Maybe he won't bring up last night. Stare at the cube, stare at the cube, stare at the cube, stare at ....."


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