TOS Caption Contest #170: Scotch and a Vodka Chaser

[Alrik]

Thanks for the 1/2 'W' RatBoy!

Chekov: "Eets true. I saw eet en de Keptin's porn file. Dis John Holms vas DEES big."

Sulu: "Oh....MY!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "He said 'wessel' again!"

Freeman: *laughs*

Chekov: "You wacist wucks!"

 

[jep]

Scottie: (Sniff-sniff) "Is that a hint of lilac I smell?"

Chekov: "Yes, I believe it is, Mr. Scott."


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[Gil T.Azell]

Scotty: "Mr Chekov, that was a right nasty one wasn't it?"
Ckekov: "Sorry sir..."
Freeman: gags, coughs, pukes and passes out..

Klingon: (loudly..) "What is that intoxicating smell?"

Ckekov: "Oh Shit!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: That bitch as the bar wearing the same outfit. I could claw his eyes out!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Scotty (to Worf): "No, of course we're not laughin' at you! We're just havin' a good time, that's all. Let me buy ye another prune juice 'warrior's drink' there, sport-o!"

 

[Mistral]

Chekov: "...then Sulu said he wanted a 'Wet Willy' but it turned out-he was referring to Ensign Williams, here!"

Scotty: "Bahahahahahaha! That's funny, laddie!"

Worf: "I do not understand."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: And lads, I hear there are Klingons with foreheads that look like a fanny!!!!

WORF(thinking): I wore this stupid hat for nothing.

 

[jep]

Worf: "How would you like for me to reach down your throat and rip out your testicles?"

Scotty: "My bairns! My poor bairns!"


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[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Who invited the gay pirate?

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "So McCoy was telling me the other day about this gal he knew from college. A Trill lass named Dax. Fucked his brains out."

Worf: "I WILL KILL HIM!"

 

[jep]

Chekov: "That guy at the bar has been giving me the stink eye ever since we arrived."


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[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "That guy at the bar has been giving me the stink eye ever since we arrived."

Chekov: "And is that Journey I'm hearing?"

Scott: "Quiet, lad. I'm trying to watch the hot chick from Entourage parallel park her BMW."

 

[jep]

Worf: "Constable!!! You're going to blow our cover!!!"

Odo: "I'm sorry Worf, but this Russian bastard must have eaten fish head soup every day for the last year... I can't take being his chair any longer!!!"


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