TOS Caption Contest #163: What a Long, Strange Trip It's Been

[jep]

Kirk: "Oh look, here comes a Spectre now."

McCoy: "Wow... this has disaster written all over it."

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Kirk: "I call the genetically engineered chick with the daddy issues, Spock you take the blue one, Bones, the one with the tattoos is all yours, and Scotty, you get the one in the space suit."

Scotty: "Again?"

McCoy: "I'll alert sickbay."

Scottie: "No way!!! I want Kelly... but before she's turned into Reaper goo at the end of the mission. I don't think she'd be much fun after that.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Wait a minute, Bones. Your college's mascot was Admiral Ackbar?"

McCoy: "It's a trap!"

 

[Mistral]

Scotty: "No, Captain, in Scotland whiskey does not come with little, curly hairs in it!"

 

[jep]

Spock (reaching over to Scottie): "Mr. Scott, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your back. Please remain still while I remove it."

...Several second pause...

Scotty: "That's NOT my back you're grabbing, Mr. Spock."

Spock: "And that's not my hand doing the grabbing, cupcake."


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[scottydog]

Scotty: "In Scotland we have a wee saying: Red sky at night, sailor's delight."

McCoy: "Yeah well around here we have our own saying. Red sky in the morny, Kirk is horny."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "I wonder what that lass looks like under that mask."

*Later, back on the Normandy*

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "Jim, didn't your mother ever tell you not to floss your teeth in public?"

Nothing says a hippie needs to rejoin society like orthopedic support hose.

 

[Classic Fan]

Kirk: "Ya know that drinking that stuff makes you get fat, right."
McCoy: "Then youll have this un-goddly urge to grow a disco moustache."
Spock: "Then, you end up dating Uhura."
Scotty: "Huh..."

 

[26138]

Kirk: "Ya know that drinking that stuff makes you get fat, right."
McCoy: "Then youll have this un-goddly urge to grow a disco moustache."
Spock: "Then, you end up dating Uhura."
Scotty: "Huh..."

That's hilarious!

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Spocko!!! Play us some pianny!!!"


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[Rat Boy]

With the finals in Olympic men's hockey all set, things got real quiet at the table.