TOS Caption Contest #159: Just Another Day at the Office

[Santa Kang]

MCCOY: You might want to rethink your approach to the whole "inspiration" thing.

 

[Rat Boy]

Miniature Demonic Stripper: "Please don't try to stuff bills down my bra. I was almost smothered to death last time."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Your stripper pole is most impressive, Captain. Bear in mind that I have two such poles."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "*sigh* Captain, this experimental holographic imager was intended to be used for the display of three-dimensional engineering schematics. But...whatever..."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "To think that I could have studied at the Vulcan Science Academy."

 

[Smiley]

Nomad would look better with a lampshade. Does anyone want to attempt that edit?

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Captain, Nomad wishes to shed light on the situation."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Nomad: "More Saurian bandy...uh, blandy...BRANDY!"

 

[Santa Kang]

SPOCK: I'm not your ride home.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Nomad needs a sombrero now.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Nomad: "That was one hell of a party, I think I scored with the main computer."
Spock: "That was a food slot."
Nomad: "Aw crap!"

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Noma'am, I don't know where your no-good husband is."

 

[Rat Boy]

Since it appears that Shatmandu will be back soon, I'll yield the floor to him.

 

[scottydog]

Since it appears that Shatmandu will be back soon, I'll yield the floor to him.

Woohoo! This is excellent news. Thanks, Rat Boy, for being such a great Joan Rivers!

 

[jep]

Contrary to what Dr. McCoy told you, I do not need the Pencil Peckers. I need the Magnums.


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[Rat Boy]

Spock: "And you wanted me to bet it all on New York and Minnesota."

*Smoke billows out from Nomad*

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: "Bones, maybe putting Spock in the microwave wasn't the best way to get that flying flapjack off his back."

Bones: "You think?"

Nomad: "I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you."

Spock: *sigh*

 

[Santa Kang]

NOMAD (singing): Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

SPOCK (droll) Hilarious, Doctor.

 

[jep]

Spock: "I'll have a Tazo Vanilla Rooibos Full Leaf Tea."

Nomad: "Wouldn't you prefer a nice latte?"

Spock: "Make with the tea, Jeeves."

Nomad: "Very good, sir."


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[Santa Kang]

SPOCK: I said messages from Leila Kalomi, not Leia Organa.

Dumbass.