TOS Caption Contest #155: Think Of Any Squire of Gothos Puns? I Can't.

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  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    Another week, another mention of someone shooting liquid out their nose while viewing. I know we're doing something right when I see those.

    We've got an Uhura's-skirtload of winners, because of the cereal box, including a first time winner, a hoop of Spock Awards for double wins, and one DOUBLE Spock Award to keep a streak going.

    The best of the best this week were:








    And the cereal isle in the grocery store of Hell itself would contain:



    Hilarious work, folks. Very nicely done.

    This week's screencaps are from The Squire of Gothos. I'm not sure why, but I don't recall us using many shots from that episode for some reason. As I flipped through, I found several suitable ones that'll be showing up hither and yon.

    Here you go:


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    And I couldn't decide between two oddballs, so here they both are:

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    Lets spray some monitors ...

    Joe, toweled



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  2. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #155: Think Of Any Squire of Gothos Puns? I Ca

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    Squire: "Fetch me my chamberpot, swain."



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    McCoy: "The Captain is being held completely still. Sulu just can't act."



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    Kirk: "What's Spock doing with that muskrat? SWEETMOTHEROFSHIT!"



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    Kirk: "If I could butt-punch, your ass would be grass."
     
  3. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #155: Think Of Any Squire of Gothos Puns? I Ca

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    McCoy was all about throwing the money to the Table dancers

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    Kirk; watching the skinny dipping yeomen Wap, wap wap........


    Nuts almost 1st post...
     
  4. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #155: Think Of Any Squire of Gothos Puns? I Ca

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    McCoy: "We're from out of town. You beautiful ladies like to join us?"
     
  5. captain crow

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #155: Think Of Any Squire of Gothos Puns? I Ca

    Thanks for the wins Shatmandu.


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    Kirk: I don't give a shit that your an omnipotent being! I want your Mr. Humphries ass off my ship now!


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    McCoy: So how long have the been doing the "Robot" for?

    Blue Shirt: About four hours. That's why I called you.


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    Kirk: Very interesting... but stupid.
     
  6. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Unfortunately, the performance was marred by Kirk and Sulu's accidental switching of uniform tops.
     
  7. Nerys Myk

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    MCCOY: Its like something out of House of Wax.

    JAEGER: That crappy movie with Paris Hilton?

    MCCOY: Nah, the good one with Vincent Price.
     
  8. UssGlenn

    UssGlenn Commodore Commodore

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    Squire: "I see you have set alert condition to fuchsia."



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    McCoy: "They appear to have karate-chop action"
     
  9. Jonas Grumby

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    Trelane: "Mark my word, pajama boy! Sooner or later, sartorial style shall make a comeback!"


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    McCoy: "It's Acute Orion Poontangitis. It's caused by overindulging in...well, you can probably guess."
     
  10. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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  11. Nerys Myk

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    TRELANE: You've been warned, Captain. I can't be held responsible for what follows!
     
  12. Mysterion

    Mysterion Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #155: Think Of Any Squire of Gothos Puns? I Ca

    Thanks for the win!

    Roddenberry (off-screen): Look, if this doesn't work out, we can always try the character again. Say twenty years or so from now...I mean in 1987, who's gonna remember this? Right?
     
  13. Alrik

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    A WIN! Thanks Shatmandu!

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    Trelane: "I wish my brother George was here."
     
  14. Alrik

    Alrik Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Gold Shirt: "The Captain, sure. But how do you explain Sulu?"

    McCoy: "A ruffie and double dose of Viagra. Poor queen never stood a chance."
     
  15. Alrik

    Alrik Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    McCoy (OS): "Do you have ta view everything through a crotch Jim?"

    Kirk: "Old habits Bones. Old habits."
     
  16. Alrik

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    Trelane: "So I took a little liberty with you alert status. At least I'm fully out...unlike that little bitch Q."
     
  17. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Trelane: "Are you mocking me, Kirk?"
    Kirk: "Nothing to do with you, talk to the helmsman."
     
  18. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Hey! I won. That gets me in the warm and fuzzies.:)

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    "Stand and deliver, your money or your life!"


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    McCoy: "Sulu twitched, I'm sure of it."
    Kirk: "Ha! I knew it. I win."
    McCoy: "Actually you lose, I was just faking you out."

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    Shatner: "I can't hold this pose forever. Where's my stand in?"
    Director: "Hey, someone get that Beltran kid up here on the double."

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    Kirkmer Fudd: "Be vewwy quiet. I'm hunting pussy."



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    Shatner: "I can't believe I have to do this stunt myself. Now where's that Beltran kid?"
    Director: "You're hanging off him."
     
  19. Gertch

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    Trelane: "I'm here for the one named Sulu."
    Sulu: "Oh my."
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    Trelane: "When I catch you Captain I'll show you who is knottier than that tree."
     
  20. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Trelane: "You're not all flaming homosexuals? I just watched Napoleon conquer a dozen rent boys ..."