TOS Caption Contest #143: Mostly Muddy, Chance of Prostitutes

[Tribble]

Kirk: Where is Sulu?
McCoy: He spent the whole weekend campaigning for that gay dude who is going to be German's next vice chancellor and foreign minister. Maybe they are "celebrating" the sucess now...

Kirk: Where the hell is Shatmandu?
Everyone shrugs.
Kirk: And where's Sulu?
McCoy: Searching for Shatmandu.
Kirk: I see. Chekov, go find Sulu.

 

[M'Sharak]

"AFLAC!!"
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[scottydog]

Spock: "Let's just say he was... anatomically challenged... in handling our sexual encounter."

Mudd: "So your plan worked. There will be no new caption contest for a while."

Spock, raising eyebrow: "Precisely."

 

[Doran]

SPOCK: I believe that your are correct sir, that is "The Girl from Ipanema" they're playing.

 

[Doran]

BONES: The Captain is done in the jon. Checkov, you're next, but here's a hypo spray to block your olfactory senses... you're gonna need it.

 

[Doran]

The Captain catches us watching these old episodes of Star Trek: TNG he's gonna throw us all in the brigg!!!