TOS Caption Contest #139: Insert Horrible Pun Here

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: This was the last place I thought I'd find a couple of Vulcans!!!

 

[Tribble]

Kirk: HELP!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Tamoon: I shall go ass to mouth on you.
Chekov: "Ass to mouth" is a Russian inwention.

 

[cooleddie74]

JOHN:"If I'm the bloody Walrus...does that make Jimmy over here the Targ?"

 

[cooleddie74]

TAMOON:"I like men with stupid haircuts and no genital definition!"

CHEKOV:"Lucky me, eh?"

 

[M'Sharak]

Ringo: What a clean old man!
Kirk: Ah, don't press your luck.

 

[Shatmandu]

KIRK: "Fine! I'll hide my love away!"

 

[Rat Boy]

TrekBBSers chase down Shatmandu demanding to know when the new contest goes up and I don't think they'll go for the "bag of cats" excuse.

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Shatner raced to be first in line for the new Beatles Rock Band game

Chekov: Norvegian Vood was a Russian inwention

 

[Redfern]

Chekov really wanted a green chick, but had to settle for yellow.

Anally pedantic fans: "That's avocado!!!"

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[T'Girl]

In his attempt to capture the ship, Khan accidently pumped the wrong gas into the bridge. Fortunately vulcans were immune.

 

[marylizz]

In his attempt to capture the ship, Khan accidently pumped the wrong gas into the bridge. Fortunately vulcans were immune.

Nice one. Made me laugh.

 

[Brannigan]

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