SPOCK: Cable guy!
JUMPSUIT: I've been waiting since 8am!!!!!!
YELLOWSHIRT: I'm a goddamn Lt Commander, you TrekBBS bastards!!!!!!!
EDITH: We could drop it off for a trim and pick it up after the picture show.
KIRK: Your webpage sucks.
TOS Caption Contest #138: Intentions, Good and Bad
- Thread starter Shatmandu
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SPOCK: Cable guy!
JUMPSUIT: I've been waiting since 8am!!!!!!
YELLOWSHIRT: I'm a goddamn Lt Commander, you TrekBBS bastards!!!!!!!
EDITH: We could drop it off for a trim and pick it up after the picture show.
KIRK: Your webpage sucks.
Kirk: "Oh really? I need to shave my side burns..." thinks to himself: "I hope she gets hit by a car."
AUNT BEE: Here comes Clara, kiss me hard and use lots of tongue.
SPOCK: You have to admit, it was one hell of a cat fight.
Spock, unaware of the aggressive nature of man-on-the-street
interviews on Deneva, was about to be caught by surprise.
Leslie surreptitiously programmed into the helm a tricky maneuver which
would use inertia to remove Ensign McCheese from his seat while leaving
his burger in Leslie's possession. Leslie hoped it had the good kind of
pickles, because he knew he'd never get to try it a second time.
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Leslie: I ever tell you about the time I died at the hands of a blood-sucking cosmic cloud.
LCDR "Bob": Yeah. Yeah. You were the only Red Shirt to survive. Geez, how many times you gonna tell that one?
MIKE WALLACE VI: Mister Spock...Mister Spock! Is it true you let several crewman die on Taurus II?
Man: Walk around in the future without a jumpsuit, will he? Particle disintegration's too good for him!
mutters: "yeah, bonk bonk, on the head, that's right, bonk bonk on the head..."
Navigator: "I dunno, lately I feel like I've just been putting on weight."
Leslie: "Don't worry about it, they always put extra room in those gold shirts."
Kirk: "Mind your controls, mister."
Keeler: "For a man who just received a blowjob in a back alley, you don't look too pleased."
Kirk: "I dunno, something was missing. Say, you have any green bodypaint?"
Kirk: "Did it say how she died?"
Spock: "Asphyxiation. Apparently she was covered from head to toe in green bodypaint."
Kirk: "For real? I thought that was just something Ian Fleming made up. Well, live and learn, live and learn."
Spock ~ Where are all the WOMEN !!!!
Jumpsuit guy ~ Spock,s not gettin any pon farr from our women on this planet yep just a wind up key 2 the head !!
Spock: Bring out your dead!
Ensign Sourdough <thinking> "Damn Leslie's good at tic tac toe..."
JJ Abrams next Trek film will feature a reworking of a TOS classic:
Spock: "Jim, if the Dallas Cowboys are to have any shot at the Super Bowl, Edith Keeler must die."
