TOS Caption Contest #135: Personal Interaction

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "Look, all I'm saying is you all look like a gaggle of hiipie backseat accidents, so ... which one of you is parents have 'magic dust', is you know what I mean?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I want you to grow up and be anything you want ... except a Unitarian. You join that nest of perverts, I'll write you off like a bag of Goodwill socks."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "On second thought, to hell with visitation rights. I'll just pony up more child support payments."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "If your mom wasn't dead, I'd try to get with her."

Spock: "You again? I had heard the nerve pinching of the nipples could become habit-forming ..."

Spock: "The swords? They represent the penis, of course, but dual-bladed swords are hard to come by ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "The swords? They represent the penis, of course, but dual-bladed swords are hard to come by ..."

Chapel: "I've got some Klingon stuff you might be interested in."

 

[Triskelion]

Well I would invite Gaggy the Clown to entertain you but his head is currently adorning a pike on a Gorn heavy cruiser.

Chapel: I'm collecting. It's for the children.
Spock: ...
Chapel: ...
Spock: ...
Chapel: ...
Spock: ...
Chapel: ...
Spock: <glances at his axe>
Chapel: <backs slowly out of the room>

 

[Isis]

"Nurse Chapel, several on this ship have called you a battle-ax. Yet you bear no resemblance to the two metallic objects I am levitating next to your cranial area. Humans. So illogical..."

Kirk: No, the Enterprise can't make another bathroom stop. We just made one 50 parsecs ago. You'll just have to hold it in.