TOS Caption Contest #134: Outpost4? Come In, Outpost4!

[NathanielM]

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Spock: Jim didn't you know I'll die in the next twenty years and be reborn and its YER fault...!

Kirk: <sees chapel> I wonder what she'd be like painted green and laying on my bed naked.

Bones: That's a scarey thought Jim... I'll bring the camera...

Kirk: Bring brandy too... ALOT of brandy...

Kirk: Whatta mean I have to die in the last film... and have to let Malcom McDowell kill me?

 

[NathanielM]

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Spock: Jim can you tell me a bedime story?
Kirk: Whaaaa?

Kirk: Hurry Nurse the faster youj can bring that we can have the ship wide Toga party.

Mccoy oh and that orgy too..

Chapel: <thinking> Oh shit...

Kirk: What the hell is a Shatmandu? And what is a cool eddie... why the hell does this sound like a cheezy ass soap...

 

[RobertScorpio]

KIRK: "Spock, do you like to read magazines about Roman Gladiators?"

SPOCK: "Yes."