TOS Caption Contest #134: Outpost4? Come In, Outpost4!

[scottydog]

KIRK: That's not an hourglass figure! Get her off my ship!

McCoy: Not so fast, Jim. That's Outpost4.

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "They dropped an F-bomb in the new movie?"

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "C'mon, snap out of it. You only saw me naked for a split second."

Spock: "I think it moved."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: So Spock lost the bet?

MCCOY: I'm having second thoughts about making him wear the blonde wig and skirt though.

KIRK: Too late, here he is.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "He's going to change this contest out tonight, you know ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: There will be other girls.

SPOCK: (supresses a sob)

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHATNER: Canceled? But where will I get my hairpieces now?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "C'mon, snap out of it. You only saw me naked for a split second."

Spock: "I think it moved."

Kirk: "At least it wasn't both of them."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Show me on Mr. Leslie where they touched you.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "The Trek BBS was down?"

 

[Nero's Shadow]

Kirk: Swine Flu Godamitt Bones Call Yourself A Doctor !!!

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[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Damnit, Bones, I got your nickname from the term "sawbones." What's all this yammer about divorce and skeletons?

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Winona Ryder had to die? I hadn't nailed her yet."

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "What's this 'Internet' I keep hearing everyone talk about?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: This is my "O" face.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: But Officer, I swear we were only doing Warp 2.

 

[NathanielM]

KIRK: <admiring Christine Chapel> You know Bones, I wonder what starfleet would do if we had a clothing optional ship...

McCoy: Don't even think that Jim.. There are people I'd rather not see in the buff.

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk: WhaaaaT! The green orion broad had my Child!?

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk: Spock, I couldn't sleep, can i snuggle with you?

 

[The Castellan]

~Spock wakes up~ Spock: Jim, did you have a corvette as a child?
Kirk: No, why?
Spock: Nothing importent, Jim. Though I must stop by Uhura's quarters once we return to the ship.

~Scotty, off screen, bringing in a bottle of scotch and some glasses~
Scotty: Here's to swimin' with knock kneed women!
Kirk: ~See Chapel~ Good thing you're here, Bones.

Kirk, after seeing images of the alternate universe Daniels brought him....mainly that universe's Enterprise.
Kirk: Damn, she's just way to top heavy....and 'till now, I never said that in a bad way before.