TOS Caption Contest #134: Outpost4? Come In, Outpost4!

[Shatmandu]

Hiya, folks.

Let's restart the regular contest. Outpost4'll feel a disturbance in The Force, and he'll be back. I just know it.

I'm going to leave the judging of his last contest to him. Mostly because I couldn't face having to look at Davy Jones' stupid, stupid face over and over.

Here're the bits for the restart. May Carl have mercy on our souls ...

Joe, whaaaaaa?


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Mudd Club

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I put a sock on the doorknob, dude."

Kirk: "Man, I wish Spock would just do her and get it over with ..."

Kirk: "Chocolate mixed with peanut butter?"

 

[UssGlenn]

Kirk: I wouldn't ask any more of her Bones, She's already red-lined.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Hey, hey, Mr Rainyface, I'm sorry. Can you forgive me?"

Kirk: "Maybe you better program the BMI strips not to display for women crew members."

Kirk: "Wow, even I think that one was rotten."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "What the hell is is she wainting for..."

Kirk: "... can't see see I'm open for sex and McCoy is closed?""

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Man, this is just like camp!

SPOCK: Yes, short sheeting my bunk was hilarious....

KIRK: Looks like Christine found out about Spock's latest bootycall

BLUESKIRT: Ummm...

MCCOY: You might want to run.

KIRK: Thankyew, Thankyew varahmuch.

 

[Shatmandu]

<Spock's "It's Raining Men" ringtone plays again and again.>
Kirk: "You gonna get that, Nancy?"

Kirk: "Might think about less soup-making and more sit-up-doing, there, chunk-style."

Kirk: "Sulu put his what in your what?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Look Spock, I'm sorry. But participating in "red hour" was a bad idea.

SPOCK: Not my fault no one else on this planet is bifurcated.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Stop being a baby, Spock. Uhura doesn't have to know what we did here tonight.

Kirk: You don't stand a chance, Chapel!
Bones: Spock's into chocolate not vanilla.

Shatner: Oh, I know how to properly pronounce George's last name. I just do it to piss him off.

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Spock, I'm sorry. The Red Hour made me do it.
SPOCK: It burns when I go wee wee.

KIRK: That's not an hourglass figure! Get her off my ship!

KIRK: Meh.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Did you have to load up on poi?"

Kirk: "Uh, oh; keep talking so we look like we're busy. Maybe she'll just keep walking."

Kirk: "What's with all the 5s in the file name?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: A monastery? Next time I'll pick the vacation spot.

 

[Greylock Crescent]

"Jim. I told you. I wasn't ready for Pon Farr. Now look at me. I bet you won't even respect me in the morning."

"Spock. I was just trying to show you, what, the ancient earth actor, named, Jamie Farr, would do in this, show called, M*A*S*H."

"Jim. To a Vulcan. A dress is still a dress."

"Well, Bones. Where else would you draw the line on this ship?"

"Uhura had a first name? Who knew?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk: "Budlight.............Lime????"

 

[Anticitizen]

Kirk: And all the little bunnies and alllll the munchkins were free now that the evil witch was dead, and Princess Pearl and the Brave Night lived happily ever after.

...Are you sleepy yet?

Spock: No. Tell me another story.

God help us, Bones, if that forcefield fails.

1766 meters!? Not... On... My... Ship!

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Booking airline tickets on a computer? It'll never work."

 

[Isis]

Kirk: Spock, I hate to say "I told you so," but we should have gone with Priceline this time.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "What's with all the 5s in the file name?"

Spock: "Readings indicate his son was 'helping' him type."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "You probably shouldn't shout, 'ANOTHER NOTCH ON MY BEDPOST!' while the woman is still here, dude."

 

[Hambone]

KIRK: Mr. Leslie has had enough...he's no longer "of the body", if you know what I mean. You're next, Spock.

SPOCK, THINKING: The Vulcan Science Academy is starting to sound better and better. I wonder, is it too late to re-submit my application?

LESLIE, MOANING: Ow...owww...