TOS Caption Contest #131 - 3 Centuries of Late Fees

[trampledamage]

Kelley: "What kind of drunk needs this many coasters?"
Roddenberry, offscreen: "De! Thanks for coming over right from the set."

I need to read these threads more often!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: F'ing 23rd century. There's still no better way to archive my musical library!

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Stop complaining and take your suppository like a man!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Idiots.

They accidentally filed the Stones with Stone Temple Pilots."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Spock, you're NOT HELPING!!!

I said I had a toothache!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy adds a memento of Miramanee to the Kirk Collection.

 

[cooleddie74]

The 23rd Century Library of Congress had a massive collection of George Clooney's Old Vanity Mirrors.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"The Power of Crazy Horse compels you!!!

The Power of Crazy Horse compels you!!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock and Kirk, together, halting: "I ... am ... a man. I spell ... m ... a ... n ... All you pretty women ... stand in line ... I can make love to you, baby ... in an hour's time ..."
McCoy: "My God, they've got Bo Diddley Syndrome."
Chapel: "Shh. Let the man speak."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "How many goddamned Bob Dylan bootlegs are there?"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy quietly peruses the latest in compacts, hoping no one would catch on to his secret makeup fetish.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Wow.

Jim wasn't kidding.

That zit IS gettin' huge."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "'Uhura's Engineering Gangbang?' No. 'Sulu Does the Defiant?' Nah. <flicks past two more> Ah, here it is: 'Spock Jerks Off and Weeps.' Always a favorite at the Christmas party ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy starts his new job at Netflix.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "He's got all the classics. Even Smokey and the Bandit III."

 

[Mistral]

After finding the drawer labeled "Giant Frisbees" the mysterious squishing noises he'd heard when he walked into the room began to make sense.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kelley: "Groom Lake?"

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: So advanced, yet they can't make a pizza cutter worth shit.

 

[M'Sharak]

Spock: [speaking Kirk's thoughts] To perform an unnatural act.
McCoy: Whut?!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/MikeN1138/captionsandphotomanips/thecollector.jpg

 

[Triskelion]

He says he wanted the assless ones.

One day...all men will wear medallions. <sigh>