TOS Caption Contest #127 - Very Strange New Worlds

[Cakes488]

Sorry but the commercial explicitly states "30 minutes or less or its free".
So let's eat...shall we? Now where the hell did that knife go!?!? It's been pointed at me for days on end and then when I need to use it the damn thing is gone !

 

[Gertch]

"Sorry, I seem to have left my wallet in my other toga."

"Hey - watch it with the hot air holes buddy. It's not like I'm wearing underwear here."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I didn't ask for a Shrimp Pizza."

 

[cooleddie74]

ALEXANDER:"You ordered Breadsticks, too?

UH-OH."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"...and then the midget alien in the toga forgot my breadsticks, made a joke about 'being short' concerning my change and stormed off."

 

[Rat Boy]

Alexander: "And if you make one joke about short-changing me, I'll cut you, man."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"If I find one anchovy on this thing, I'm going to have Parmen strangle you to death from across the hall."

 

[cooleddie74]

SS OFFICER:"LOOK AT ME when I speak to you, sexy and buff Zeon man-meat!!"

 

[battrekker]

Kirk: I asked for a small Hawaiian. You're not Hawaiian!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I don't tip dudes who forget my two-liter Coke."

 

[Gary7]

Alexander: "Oh, no--NO! I had the perfect chance to knock him off, and I picked the wrong gun!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I don't NEED to show you the coupon."

ALEXANDER:"I'm a Platonian. Your Jedi Mind Tricks won't work on me."

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "Oh, I'll give you a bang alright. Turn around, little man (heheheheh)."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Great.

It's the 1976 West Berlin Star Trek Convention all over again."

 

[Gary7]

Alexander thought he had the upper hand... for just a moment.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Stop moving, the FX guys need to add the phaser beam!

 

[Tan Ru]

KIRK: Dude, what's that thing on your head?
Is.........is that a napkin? WTH is a napkin doin' on your head?!?!

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "Didn't you used to work for Little Cesar's?"

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "Phasers speak louder than words, Alexander." (grin)

 

[M'Sharak]

"Hey, you're not... where's Al Gorn? He always delivers my pizza. With...
extra oregano... you know?"
"That'll be $11.99, and stuff your 'oregano', okay? I don't get involved
with what lizard-breath does. Hey, I know -- you can smoke your laurel
wreath instead! How's that?" [laughs mockingly]