TOS Caption Contest #127 - Very Strange New Worlds

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Do your worst. This is vanilla compared to what Spock and I do on a nightly basis.

Kirk: I only role play with one man, Alexander, and that man has pointed-ears.

Garth: I got this out of Mr. Sulu's closet. What do you all think?

 

[scottydog]

Nazi: "In more ways than one, Kirk, you lose the battle of the bulge."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Garth: The only thing I can say is... FABULOUS!

 

[Cakes488]

Kirk: Alright....ALRIGHT! You can be tweedle dee.

After seeing Garth open his cloak, it all made perfect sense as to why he had the most awesome tan every summer.

Spock: Captain, for several reasons I am in desperate need of Garths Cloak.

 

[Cakes488]

Nazi: "In more ways than one, Kirk, you lose the battle of the bulge."

Yes but I certainly don't, these extra Tribbles sure come in handy!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"There IS no Fraulein in S&M bondage gear coming...


is there?




DAMN."

"SORRY.

All I said was Ross Martin was the best actor on your other show. How is that an insult to YOU?"

"QUICK...fetch Governor Cory's sombrero!

This ensemble will not be complete until I don it!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Alright. You win.


Hogan has a lab and radio transmitter under the camp. Just don't tell Klink."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK:We gotta stop letting Sulu write and direct the ship's annual play.

KIRK: Seriously. We gotta stop Sulu!

GARTH: Like it? It's from the Kodos Collection. Designs for Despots.

 

[Rat Boy]

Major Hochstetter: "How did these men get out of the camp?"

Sergeant Schultz (off camera): "I know nutzing!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Do you expect us to talk?"

SS OFFICER:"No, Zeon pig.

I expect you to overact."

ALEXANDER:"The shoe lifts.

NOW."

"I thought I'd do a C-3PO thing with the boots. One gold. One silver.

That way people will be asking questions and be wondering for years."

 

[cooleddie74]

SS OFFICER:"Your friend with the strange ears and eyebrows...he does not look like any Zeon I've ever seen. What is the story?"

KIRK:"Well...first the earth cooled...and then the dinosaurs came, but they all got too big and fat...so they died and turned to oil....and then Gene Roddenberry came and seduced women on the casting couch..."

OFFICER:"ENOUGH!!!!"

 

[Sky]

General von Klinkerhoffen: "Vhere is the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies?"

(With apologies to 'Allo 'Allo!)

 

[Rat Boy]

Kramer and Mickey are about to have another fight.

Nazi: "Now commence vith de 'hanky panky.'"

 

[cooleddie74]

"You should be careful with that.

65% of all Roman toga deaths are caused by styrofoam prop knives, you know."

KIRK:"Your Fuhrer was once my teacher back in school. He flunked me.

I figured revenge was fair play."

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Kirk: You remind me of someone I know. Down in the valley where I live, there's a guy they call the 'Little Green Sprout'.


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Garth: No, Marta, that is not my "package". That is simply where I keep my pet tribble.

 

[cooleddie74]

SS OFFICER:"Now ve begin ze REAL punishment...

QVICK...bring me de Hasselhoff mixtape!!"

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Spock: I, sir, am a Vulcan -- and Vulcans do NOT perspire.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"This is German engineering?

Those Volkswagen commercials were full of shit."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Listen, KIRK!!!

You tell the Macho Man and Ric Flair that I'll take them ANYTIME...ANYWHERE!!!

It's on!!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Nazi: Vhen Ilsa, She-Volf of the SS, arrives, then you vill talk. Oh, yes. You vill talk!

-or-

Spock: That, sir, is not perspiration on the captain's chest.
Nazi: You two are kinky!