TOS Caption Contest #127 - Very Strange New Worlds

[johcomp]

Things were always heated during the bi-annual fashion show, especially this year, deciding who was going to model the Nike Air Jerusalem range!

 

[Triskelion]

Mm-mm! Invisible catfish is some goooood eatin' Opie!
I'll kill you you giant ass!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk quickly reconsidered going butt-first to end this fight.

 

[Triskelion]

For the gods' sake, Kirk! Either put on some leggings or stop dropping your whip!

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "You stick it there, on your forehead. But aren't you a little small to play the unicorn?"

 

[Gary7]

"I know you find me attractive. Look--you're sweating like a nervous school girl! And yes, I AM happy to see you (snicker, snicker)."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: No. No. You're doing it all wrong. Mr. Spock usually approaches me with the knife from the rear.
Alexander: Stop comparing me to that point-eared freak! You never understand me (sniffles)!

 

[scottydog]

Kirk regretted asking the holodeck computer, "If my penis were a human being, what would it look like?"

 

[Tan Ru]

Shatner: I assure you my good man, I am indeed circumcised. I am of the Hebrew faith you know. . . And besides; is THAT izmel even sterile??

 

[Tan Ru]

Who said that Glitter was dead??
Ziggy Stardust, The Sweet and The New York Dolls
are back baby‼
oh yeeaaaahhh‼‼

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: Missed it by thaaat much.

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: Okay. I'm sorry I was short with you.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: Okay. I'm sorry I was short with you.

Kirk: "Looks like I have a little problem."

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: Okay. I'm sorry I was short with you.

Kirk: "Looks like I have a little problem."

Kirk: "I hope you don't think I'm belittling you in any way."

 

[Sky]

Kirk: Okay. I'm sorry I was short with you.

Kirk: "Looks like I have a little problem."

Kirk: "I hope you don't think I'm belittling you in any way."

Kirk: "Dwarf? Did I say dwarf? I meant vertically challenged."

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Looks like I have a little problem."

Kirk: "I hope you don't think I'm belittling you in any way."

Kirk: "Dwarf? Did I say dwarf? I meant vertically challenged."

Kirk: "Say, aren't you related to that guy in the Bible, the Shuhite?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: Okay. I'm sorry I was short with you.

Kirk: "Looks like I have a little problem."

Kirk: "I hope you don't think I'm belittling you in any way."

Kirk: "I know you're probably feel a little shortchanged."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Looks like I have a little problem."

Kirk: "I hope you don't think I'm belittling you in any way."

Kirk: "I know you're probably feel a little shortchanged."

Kirk: "How small-minded of you."

 

[battrekker]

Kirk: "I hope you don't think I'm belittling you in any way."

Kirk: "I know you're probably feel a little shortchanged."

Kirk: "How small-minded of you."

Kirk: "People like you are in short supply."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Casting Director John D'Agosta finally found an actor shorter than Shatner without the lifts.