TOS Caption Contest #125 - 5 Day Work Week

[Triskelion]

Mind if I smoke?

 

[26138]

Sulu discovers goatse.cx

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Mister Hanson...you...you've got a little something on your...

on your...

Oh, screw it."

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"THE MEN !!!!!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Uhura: "The galley wants to know how you take your coffee."

Sulu: "I take my coffee like I take my men: black."

Blueshirt: And I'll take mine like I like my men -- with a little sugar and cream.
Redshirt: Mine with lots and lots of cream.

 

[S'kai]

Thanks for the win. And thanks to Nerys Myk for the setup.

SULU: Oh. Captain. Yes, I, uh, was just showing these young ensigns the bridge before taking them to my quarters before, uh, entertaining them for the rest of the evening.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Romulans? Nope.
Klingons? Nope.
Ex-girlfriend? Yes.

 

[Zachary Smith]

Sheriff Taylor: Gosh DARN it, Barney. You beat everythin', you know that? I TOLD you the Darlin Family had a still running in that barn and you sent GOMER in there to check? Barney!! You beat EVERYthin'! You know that?

 

[Triskelion]

Man, those Klingons are NOT cool! Aaaaaay!

Get in there Rock!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk later regretted standing in front of the viewscreen during the supernova.

Kirk: "I told you not to go out drinking with Scotty ..."

 

[Zachary Smith]

Sulu realized suddenly that his insistence on referring to the Captain's Chair as a "tuffet" when he was on command duty had back-fired on him during the "Tholian Web" incident.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, offscreen: "Doctor McCoy says this isn't a boil on my taint, but watch what happens when I squeeze it ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Hanson: "Tell your sister...you were right about me. That, and I'm sorry for the whole torture thing."

 

[Gertch]

"I'll change out this contest if it's the last thing I ---" *slump*

 

[Triskelion]

Puttin' on the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiitz!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

"That SPF 100 you gave me?

Total shit."

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"If you don't start behaving, Hikaru, I'm going to tell the Captain what you did to the conduit access port in his quarters when he gets back."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: What an odd place for a brick wa...

 

[Rat Boy]

J.J. Abrams' love of Star Wars became a little too apparent in the new Star Trek movie.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

"Kirk next time you light a blue angel point it away from senior officers, will ya!"