TOS Caption Contest #125 - 5 Day Work Week
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"Whatever you do, don't fart! I'm in Phoenix!"
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
Atavachron
Uhura: "The galley wants to know how you take your coffee."
Sulu: "I take my coffee like I take my men: black."
Mister Forehead: "And up the ass?"
Mister Aryan: "And in groups of three?"
Uhura: "And pre-teen?"
Uhura: "The galley wants to know how you take your coffee."
Sulu: "I take my coffee like I take my men: black."
Mister Forehead: "And up the ass?"
Mister Aryan: "And in groups of three?"
Uhura: "And pre-teen?"
Sulu: "Why yes, I...I mean all of you can just shut up now!"
Who would have EVER guessed that, even in the 23rd Century, the "Two Girls, One Cup" Phenomenon would STILL be going strong . . . ?
Shatner: I'm telling you all, with one CHOP of my hand, I can split this table right IN HALF!
Nichelle (thinking): Here we go again! EVERY time he visits the "Green Hornet" stage we have to hear this shit . . .
WAIT! NOBODY MOVE! I lost a contact lens!
Who would have EVER guessed that, even in the 23rd Century, the "Two Girls, One Cup" Phenomenon would STILL be going strong . . . ?
Sulu: "Well, it can't get any worse than that. What's in the next e-mail?"
Rick Astley (singing): "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."
Sulu: "Oh my."
SULU: Oh, my!! This tribble feels faaabulous.......
Kirk: Ironic--trapped in a mirror universe, yet clearly Spock hasn't been near one for quite some time...didja' get a load of that cheesey beard?
Hanson: Then, all of a sudden, "mmmbop!" the station is blowing up all around me.....
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"STAY AWAY FROM THE STUFFED-CRUST PIZZA..."
SULU:"That's odd.
The viewscreen's not supposed to do THAT. Fix it!"
UHURA:"I can't, Hikaru!"
SULU:"Everyone...cheese it!! Get the hell outta here!"
MIRROR KIRK:"You men have been mixing condiments to come up with a sauce superior to the Emperor's?
YOU WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THIS!!!"