TOS Caption Contest #125 - 5 Day Work Week

[Santa Kang]

UHURA: Alien vessel is hailing us sir.

PICARD: Screw that! Lock phasers and fire!!!! Blow them out of the sky!!!!

INTERCOM: Captain Picard to the Bridge. The Krotassian Ambassabor has arrived.

PICARD (sighs): Computer end program: "Picard Ballsout 1."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy quickly regretted moving the nude jumping jacks physical requirement to the Bridge.

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: Now that we've got Dad's car, we just have to find somebody to buy us a case of beer.

 

[Rat Boy]

Hanson: "Kirk? Kirk's coming to save us? Shit. Idiot had to cheat to beat the Kobayashi Maru; unbeatable my ass. Maybe if he spent more time reading a book instead of hopping in and out of the bed of every piece of tail he could..."

Crewman: "Sir, we're still transmitting to the Enterprise."

Hanson: "Oh."

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "I picked the wrong day to stop sucking dicks ..."

 

[Cakes488]

No matter how many times commander hansen winked at Kirk, Kirk insisted he likes his men rare; not well done.

 

[Cakes488]

Scotty: What in blazes is goin on ere?
Bones: Yeah Jim, what gives?

Kirk: Gentlemen, I thought I told you to KNOCK before entering my quarters! Alright Lieutenent Uhura, the jig (no offense) is up.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win!

Sulu: Set a course for... FABULOUS!

Chef Roddenberry: The meatloaf... can't make into turkey... horrible accident!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk; "In our universe we have blinking lights and funny noises here..."
McCoy; "Sickbay is full of horse sedatives and suppositories."
Scotty; "And engineering, mah wee bairns are full of... wee bairns!"
Uhura; "May I stay?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Uhura: "Okay, but if we have to fight someone, I'm not going to bother sucking in my gut ..."

 

[Shaka]

Adam : Am I missing an eyebrow ?

 

[Mysterion]

"For gods' sake, people don't order the chili! DO NOT ORDER THE CHILI!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Yeah, the gas was still on."

 

[SantaEddie74]

SULU:"They're coming right for us!

And I didn't bring my dental dam!"

"This clinches it.

The Bob Ross in this universe isn't just a MONSTER, he can't paint worth shit. We HAVE to stop him!"

HANSON:"That Whopper wasn't just angry...

It was PISSED!!!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

NAVIGATOR:"I can't plot a course around them, sir! They won't budge!"

HELM:"Orders, sir?"

SULU:"Yeah...someone fetch some Wet Naps and a can of Lysol...I just ruined the Captain's chair!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Analysis of Altair IV, Mr. Grignak?"

Grignak (off camera): "Altair? Altair allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!"

 

[Outpost4]

Hanson: Seventeen bottles of beer on the wall/Seventeen bottles of beer...

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "Bones, does this sash make me look fat?"
Bones: "No Jim.....your face does."

 

[Gertch]

Fireman Fred in his later years.

 

[highlander]

This was the exact moment Sulu realized he was gay. He was the only one with a shocked look on his face.