TOS Caption Contest #124 - 8 Days A Week

[johcomp]

CHEKOV:"Keptin...hiss Hairpiece vould be ideal for you ven ve start making movies"

 

[Bad Atom]

McCoy contemplates an emergency replacement for Spock's missing brain.

"The hell with Space Proposition 8, we don't need a law to recognize our love!"

Bluetooth: Still a source of rudeness in the 23rd century.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy thinking: "Make a mental note Len, next time a girl suggests snowballing, decline. It's unnatural for a guy to be conflicted over whether to spit or swallow."

Nomad: "Will you stop playing with my nuts!"

Chekov: "I once rode on a bus in Vladivostok that had that upholstery."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "... are my thoughts. Where ... do we ... put the bread ... for toasting?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Note to self: next year, don't get drunk before choosing your Christmas card picture."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov discovers a deleted scene from "Blood and Fire."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy (to himself): So this is the source of all those bumps on Jim's privates.

Chekov: Guess again, Doc.

 

[John Picard]

No way in hell would Spock allow the ship's percolator be replaced with an automatic drop coffee maker.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Queen to King's Level One."

 

[Toban Kal]

While helping Scotty move some engineering equipment, Spock gained insight into the concept of the 'practical joke' and the ancient earth substance known as 'Superglue'

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"It asks for... triple A..."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

McCoy: "Trust me, there's nothing the Captain loves more than a blow job followed by a deep tongue kiss. Just ask Yeoman Rand."

Spock: "Fascinating. Captain, it appears Nomad is simply in search of a Fleshlight."

Chekov: "Yes, Keptin, I reminded him that we're on the do-not-hail list, but he insists on telling you about something called 'Amway'."

 

[Rat Boy]

Tal: "Oh, God, put some pants on!

Kirk: "What?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Meanwhile in the cargo hold...

Spock: Spock to bridge, I believe I have located Miss Uhura's missing vibrator.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

KIRK: This episode is boring. Fast forward to the good parts

KIRK: Yeah!!! That's what I'm talking about!

Kirk: "Nnnnno. Go past this, past this part. In fact, never play this again."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Chekov: Keptain, your home sex movies with Meester Spock are just creepy.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHATNER: Oh, that's my Spock audition reel. If we do a fourth season I'm thinking of playing both parts.

Don't tell Len.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"I like your hair.

I'd like it even better dissheveled with white, greasy stains all in it. Busy tonight?"

SPOCK:"My mind to your mind...

My thoughts...to your duct tape and styrofoam core."

TAL:"Yes, Commander.

Yes, Commander.

It will be done.




No.


No, I don't want to watch your stories with you in your cabin again."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"You might vant to look avay now.

Dis is de part vere Mister Spock bukkakkes him."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Chekov; "Got it, Aliens! My turn now?"