Nimoy: "See Bill, I can show a whole range of emotions! This one is happy! I need a role to show off my skill with emotions."
Shatner: "And that's just what you'll get buddy."
TOS Caption Contest #121 - Hands On
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Nimoy: "See Bill, I can show a whole range of emotions! This one is happy! I need a role to show off my skill with emotions."
Shatner: "And that's just what you'll get buddy."
Mudd: "Make sure you bring me the money lass. Don't make Harry Mudd choke a bitch!"
Spock: "I believe in two things: discipline and logic. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in Surak; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."
Kirk: "I inevented the 'Picard' manover!"
Mudd: "Gentlemen I present "Vinyl Valerie", The ultimate Adult toy you can't even find the hole to blow her up."
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!!
Mudd: Yes, Stella dear, I'm coming. How is it that I always get stuck with my own wife at these key parties?
Mudd: "He just stares at her tits and jerks off. For that I get a hold full of dilithium... It's a living."
Kirk: "How long must I stand here Spock?"
Spock: "Until your face is no longer as pale as a Scotsman's arse."
Scott: "I heard that!"
McCoy: "Would it be too much to install a proper tanning booth?"
Shatner: "Sure, I don't mind signing an autograph, who's it for."
Cletus: "My dad and my brother."
Shatner: "What are their names?"
Cletus: "His name's Clyde."
Shatner: "Wait a second. Your dad is your brother? Why am I not surprised?"
Mudd: You like-ah to watch? No? Yeaaah. You like-ah to watch.
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Spock, it's horrible! In here, we're all Uhura's bitches!
Oh the women are free. It just costs if you want me to stop twirling my mustache.
And the beginning of a long and illustrious career was launched when young Billy Boy Shatner became Big Man on Campus after finding Waldo. Waldo would go on to dog his every step and eventually, out-sane him.
In double digits at last. Thanks!
"You just wait 'til my Mom finds out you frisked us on the way into the
detention room... and I'm gonna tell her you TOOK MY MILK MONEY! You
are gonna be so fired, dude!"
"Stratford? Suuuure, I can tell you how to get to Stratford...
but you'll want to do something about that shirt along the
way. No, I don't think they're wearing stripes like those in
Stratford this year... or even last year."
*snerf*
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Fal-tor-pan Gone Wrong
Spock: Your name is Froggy.
Kirk: No.
Spock: Your name is Buckwheat?
Kirk: I'm afraid not.
Spock: Spanky...Your name is Spanky.
Kirk: Uh...Sure, Spock, sure. My name is Spanky.
"Be careful with her, Laddy Buck!
Harry only has three of these gutter-assed ho's to spread around."
"There's NO TOILET IN HERE!!!
Now which side is the barbaric one?"
SHATNER:"Come with me, pal.
I think I can use you for some very serious beer-bottle work."
GOSSETT:"...and hers doesn't smell like fish, either!
Where did you GET these women, Mudd?"
