TOS Caption Contest #121 - Hands On
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Kirk: "Come on Spock, I'm too pretty for prison."
Kirk: "Are you sure you want me to flash you Spock? Uhura has way nicer tits. Hell so does Scotty."
Bill: "Come on Leonard, let's pass on that Space Track show. This Vaudeville revival is gonna be huge. I can feel it."
Mudd: "I wish he'd stare at my cleavage like that."
"It's called dental reconstructive surgery.
Seriously, dude...it's not THAT expensive if you invest right."
GOSSETT:"Hey...Ben!!!
This one doesn't have an AIR NOZZLE!
Jackpot!!!!"
MIRROR KIRK:"This uniform looks idiotic!!
Where's the disco belt buckle and built-in pajama shoes?!"
OF CAPTAINS AND VULKIES
MUDD:"Here it comes, laddies.
The moment the men discover the ladies offer a 2-for-the-price-of-1 Special."
MIRROR KIRK:"What the hell?!
NO mood ring or love beads? I'm supposed to wear this shit by itself??"
SHATNER:"7-6 re-tards...led the big pa-rade!!"
GOSSETT:"I'll say one thing, Mudd...
you're not a liar!
A fat, stupid Neanderthal with gorilla breath. But...no liar."
Kirk: Spock, you mean we don't really have to do the nude jumping jacks?
Or along those same lines....
Kirk: "Spock, get me out of here, I can't do this! In his universe, Mirror-McCoy makes people do jumping jacks -- get this -- with their clothes on."
Kirk: "This is a cashmere shirt. It cost me 25-credits on Rigel 2 and the emblem is in the *WRONG* place. I want a refund."
Spock: "Sorry, but all sales are final once you have left the store. NEXT!"
Scotty: "Bloody hell, he makes a Scottsman look like Donald Trump."
MIRROR KIRK:"Your universe doesn't have salisbury steak on Tuesdays?
BARBARIANS."
GOSSETT:"By the way...
Mudd?
You really need to learn how to iron your shirts. Seriously."
Kirk: This is real velour! Feel it.
Spock: I am not as big a fan of velour as you are, sir.