TOS Caption Contest #116 - Not Just the Packers Choke

[Rat Boy]

In the future, the NHL was stricter when it came to their hockey players making disparaging comments about their ex-girlfriends.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, ten minutes earlier: "I won't come in your mouth."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Well I'll be damned.

You were right, Scotty.

The new carpeting in here IS fabulous."

 

[cooleddie74]

GALT:"Provider One demands the three Newcomers be distributed Altoids or Certs.

Provider Three momentarily believed something crawled into your esophageal tracts and died."

 

[Gertch]

In the future, Goa'uld make the glands glow instead of the eyes.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Provider Two now demands the Newcomers do the Funky Chicken and the Hustle!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Uniform alterations in the future were done while still being worn.

 

[Alrik]

I'm fine with being 'cuddle buddies' Allen, but this choke collar is over the top. Remember who's senior partner here........


.....and oh.....yeah.......DENNY CRANE!.

 

[Shatmandu]

Provider, five minutes earlier: "When you think naughty thoughts about the girl in the Jiffy-Pop bra, your collars will activate."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Provider, five minutes earlier: "When you think naughty thoughts about the girl in the Jiffy-Pop bra, your collars will activate."

UHura: "Okay, so maybe there's more to it than that one time in College!"

 

[M'Sharak]

^

 

[cooleddie74]

PROVIDER ONE:"The Newcomers will now do a fan film written by Provider Two and featuring a cameo by Provider Three! To the set!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Galt: "I merely said the energy drink that Shahna gave you was made from our urine. Do you not drink your own urine, Newcomer?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The crew after finding out that the holiday eggnog had been spiked with Sulu's semen.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"My throat!!!"

UHURA:"MY CHEST..."

CHEKOV:"My vig!!!"

 

[Alrik]

Although the other two got a big laugh out of it, De was less than impressed that Nemoy had changed the game to "Rock, Paper, Scissors,......BOOK!

 

[Outpost4]

JJ Abrams finally got tired of Shatner's constant whining about not being in the movie.

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy used Janet Lester's transference device one last time, to Spock's great annoyance.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cover charges at Triskelion dance clubs could be STRICT.

 

[cooleddie74]

DE KELLEY:"Stop laughing at my photo album, guys!

I was young...and drunk."