TOS Caption Contest #113 - Good Sheet

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "A vasectomy is harder than I remembered ..."

 

[M'Sharak]

"I didn't think that the transplant rejection could possibly be so... violent."
"There's no way you could have known, Doctor."
"You're probably right. But three... "
"Wow."
"Yeah, exactly."

 

[Tim]

KIRK: My God, you've made him...straight!

MCCOY: Sulu just couldn't live with himself after "the change."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "His insurance will still work for a few days ..."
Chapel: "Lets put him in the closet and run that shit up."

Chapel: "Was he really found in an ice-filled bathtub, alive but with both kidneys removed?"
McCoy: "Yes. And we cannot charge the people who did it, because he wasn't dead when they left him!"
<musical sting>

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I told you not to read the spoilers from the new movie!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Yeoman: "His friends told him the caption contest had been changed over. He was so ... <sobs> so excited ... When he found out it wasn't changed over, he found them and started a fight."
Kirk: "And they ..."
Yeoman: "They beat him to death. <buries face in Sulu's shoulder>"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Is this contest still going on?"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Did he get to it...before...?
Yeoman: Change the contest?
Kirk: No, have sex with a girl.



OK, OK, today. I'll change it today.

 

[Shatmandu]

Yeoman: "He's been up for three days: Outpost4 got back from shore leave, and they couldn't wait to ... get caught up."
Kirk, pulling hands away: "Eww."

 

[Shatmandu]

Chapel: "How'd the Tribble get up there in the first place?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spoiler: Trek XI

Kirk: "That's what he gets for bringing up that bar fight again!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"We've gotta work fast.

His gag reflex will kick in in less than a minute."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Well...at least he died the way he lived.

Covered in glitter fabric and lying spread-eagle on a bed."

 

[Mistral]

Kirk-(shaking him) "Where's my damn laundry?"

 

[cooleddie74]

YEOMAN:"His dying words were 'Tell the Captain his ass is fabulous.' "

 

[cooleddie74]

CHAPEL:"Maybe it was a bad idea to have the revived body of Carrot Top be the sickbay entertainment last night."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Man thats getting rank. How long have we been here?

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "My God, Nurse! What could be causing this?"

Chapel: "It started right after they posted the first picture of the new Enterprise!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: "My God, Nurse! What could be causing this?"

Chapel: "It started right after they posted the first picture of the new Enterprise!"

Damn beat me to it!

 

[Shatmandu]

MCCOY: Man thats getting rank. How long have we been here?

McCoy: "I checked, and none of the Plomeek soup recipes in our memory banks include turpentine. Security is on the way."