TOS Caption Contest #113 - Good Sheet

[cooleddie74]

CHAPEL:"Will it be burial in space?

Or ground up and put into the ship's chili like the last fellow?"

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: "He's dead, but tomorrow marks the 24th day I haven't wet my pants."

Chapel: Bed wetter?
McCoy: 'Fraid, so.

 

[Gertch]

McCoy: "He's dead, but tomorrow marks the 24th day I haven't wet my pants."

Chapel: Bed wetter?
McCoy: 'Fraid, so.

"Scott to Doctor McCoy"
"What is it Scotty?"
"I've fixed that leak in your waterbed. You shoulda let someone know."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Well.

THERE goes the approval from OSHA."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Well just don't stand there, Christine!

Help me load him into the catapult!"

 

[CaptainJon]

McCoy: Damn it, this sucks.
Chaplin: It's okay, Doctor. It's not your fault. You did everything you could.
McCoy: No, it's not that. I forgot to set my TiVo.

 

[cooleddie74]

Jay Leno.

Born 1950.

Time traveled 2015.

Died 2267.

 

[Shatmandu]

Chapel: "Cause of death?"
McCoy: "Held his breath until the TOS Caption Contest changed over."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Christine.

It's not like me to lose a Resucci-Annie doll. What's HAPPENING to this ship?!"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "What happened to Outpost4?"

Chapel: "Packers missed the field goal at the end of the game."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "You're dead, Jim."

-- or --

McCoy: "Tell Uhura she can't sing to the crew any longer, would you?"

 

[Triskelion]

McCoy: Let's cremate him before Scotty shows up again to play Amazing Grace on his "bagpipe".
Chapel: <shudder>

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, pounding Sulu's head onto the floor: "STOP <thump> QUOTING <thump> SATURDAY <thump> NIGHT <thump> LIVE <thump> CATCH <thump> PHRASES <thump> AND <thump> THINKING <thump> YOU <thump> ARE <thump> BEING <thump> FUNNYYYYYYYYYY!"

 

[Outpost4]

Chapel: Isn't this caption contest dead yet?

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Leonard: "An end to the current contest?"

Bill: "I know"

 

[Shatmandu]

Leonard: "She thought Africa was one country?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Alas, poor Hikaru.

I avoided his homosexual advances well."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Don't tell his wife until I get a chance to see her naked."

 

[E-Blonde]

Kirk: What do you mean he was using a Vulcanized rubber?

 

[Shatmandu]

Yeoman: "It's happening all over the ship, Captain. No changeover of the contest, and it's almost Tuesday ..."
Kirk, in closeup: "I know, Yeoman. I ... know ..."
<twirling flutes musical sting, then fade to commercial>