TOS Caption Contest #113 - Good Sheet

[cooleddie74]

YEOMAN:"He couldn't take the shock, sir!

He heard about Prop 8 and just went down like a sack of rocks!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Nurse, make a notation in the medical log.

Subject died approximately 1335 hours. Cause: massive groin trauma resulting from pleasure funnel."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "I suppose I could have gotten off the toilet and finished my comic book later ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Don't tell the Captain until we've gotten all the weed and blow out of the deceased's pockets."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CAPTION CROSSOVER

PICARD: (nervous) Maybe I won't ask directions, I can find the freeway on my own.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"He's still alive.

Quick...have Doctor McCoy bring me the speculum and sex jelly before he wakes up!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Data? Mister LaForge?

Seeing the urban bridge blight? Yes?

GOOD.

Now activate the emergency force fields and let's get the hell out of here."

 

[Gertch]

"Sorry about that. Perhaps I should have pulled up to the stop line and no furtha."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

KIRK: There's no time to waste... McCoy won't make it. We must give him mouth-to-mouth.
YEOMAN: I think this is all you, sir.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Why does he smell like peaches?"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Yeoman: "I don't understand sir, all I said was that we're out of KY until we hit the next star base."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Man, how old was Larry King, anyway?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Fuckin' Asian driver! Getthefuckouttatheway! <throws Bud can at Kirk's head and speeds off>"

 

[cooleddie74]

YEOMAN:"Shall I put more eyeliner on him, sir? He isn't gay enough."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Log the shipboard time and stardate of death, Nurse.

McCain/Palin '08.

Died of Epic Fail Syndrome and You-betcha-isms. Never had hope of recovery."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Do we still have to record the death of a Red Shirt?"
Chapel: "Nah."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAPEL: Why so glum?

MCCOY: This where I like to take my nap.

 

[Shatmandu]

^^^

Chapel: "You did everything you could, Doctor."
McCoy: "Yeah, whatever. I think he's laying on my sandwich."

 

[M'Sharak]

"You know something, Doctor?"
"What's that, Christine?"
"He said you'd make up that 200 credits he borrowed from me for poker."
"&%^@*#$... "

 

[Shatmandu]

Chapel: "I can't believe Grignak is dead ..."
McCoy: "Yeah. Sad."
Chapel: "Yeah."
<pause>
McCoy: "Before we tell anyone, lets go steal all the biscotti from his shop."
Chapel, turning on heels: "Race you."