TOS Caption Contest #113 - Good Sheet

[Shatmandu]

Chapel: "You should go get some rest."
McCoy: "Perhaps you're right, Christine."
Chapel: "Um, before you go, do ... do we have another one of those remote control brain replacement hookup things around here?"

Shatner: "Wouldn't it be better if it were the Captain who passes out, and that he revives himself?"

 

[Super Grover]

Yes Yeoman, I smell Astroglide as well.

or

Call McCoy, I think he's got astroglide poisoning.

They said I could never make an enchilada this big, they laughed, but I showed them didn't I.

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[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: "What's here? a cup, closed in my true love's hand? Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end: O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop To help me after? I will kiss thy lips; Haply some poison yet doth hang on them, To make die with a restorative."
[Kisses him]
"Thy lips are warm."

KIRK: (Thinking) We gotta get more women in the Shakespeare Club

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "I don't get it..."
Chapel: "You did all you could Doctor."
McCoy: "It's not that, it's that he's lying face down."

 

[Outpost4]

Yeoman: I don't know what happened, captain. I just said, "My quarters, 10 PM, tonight," and he dropped like a rock.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "He wanted his epitaph to read, 'Not if our sperm-production aparatuses don't touch.'"

 

[Shatmandu]

'Dutch Ovens' are only funny until someone gets hurt.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Wait a minute, what do you mean we don't have a morgue? What the hell are we supposed to do with him? He's going to stink up the place in a few minutes!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"QUICK, Yeoman!

Unbutton his trousers...I need to test my theory while he's still out!"

 

[cooleddie74]

THE UNKNOWN COMIC's GREAT-GREAT-GREAT GRANDSON

2236 - 2267

 

[Triskelion]

Yeoman, the next time the captain offers you a drink - don't share it!

No more face-sitting the comatose, nurse.

 

[cooleddie74]

And Hikaru Sulu died as he lived.

With a buff guy from Iowa straddling his waist.

CHAPEL:"Shouldn't we wait until he's DEAD first before we fake the insurance forms, Leonard?!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: You caught me Christine. I'm really just a dentist.

 

[26138]

McCoy: "I'll have Uhura contact the Vulcan High Command."

'Dutch Ovens' are only funny until someone gets hurt.

They said I could never make an enchilada this big, they laughed, but I showed them didn't I.

These all made my laugh my rear off!

 

[RevdKathy]

And then she says "Brain and brain, what is brain?"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Hmm. Maybe I do need a better grade of beads and rattles ..."

Nimoy: "These reviews of your one-man-show are hilarious, Bill. You suck ass!"
Shatner, crying inside: "Yep!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Looping Swedish porn wasn't prestigious, but it payed the bills.

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "George, George! Not all the polls are closed yet!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Well, look on the bright side, George. Some other state will let you get married and then you can invite me to the wedding this time, right? Right?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Shatner: "What happened here Yeoman?"
Yeoman: "Scotty told him that Liberace was straight, and he just fainted."