TOS Caption Contest #113 - Good Sheet

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Nurse, I know you want to help out, but I said tomorrow is 'Election Day.'"

 

[Mistral]

"All of those battles with Klingons, Romulans, and brain-stealing women and the poor bastard kills himself walking down the stairs..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Jim's dead.
Chapel: How?
McCoy: Death by Snoo Snoo.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: You know what I'm feeling

CHAPEL: Regret over losing a patient?

MCCOY: No, I'm feeling if we stretched, mounted and framed this material it would make a nice wall decoration.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "No it isn't."
Chapel: "T'is too."
McCoy: "It's not!"
Chapel: "It is pointing at you. See?"
McCoy: "Ok Ok, I'll take the forfeit."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Quick, Yeoman!

Pull out your breasts! This CPR requires that I get a mouthful of boobie milk!"

McCOY:"There was nothing I could do, Jim.

The cheap rubber latex and velour simply overwhelmed his nervous system."

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk didn't have much time.

If he was going to have his lifelong fantasy of a three-way with one dead and one living Asian, he had to work fast before McCoy arrived.

De KELLEY:"That's it, guys.

No more NPR renditions of Al Goldstein books."

 

[Tan Ru]

Nimoy: ...and it says here that polyester won't be in fashion in another ten years! Can YOU believe that?!?!

all: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

McCoy: "It says right on the damn label to see a doctor if it lasts more than four hours. He let it go four days. Stupid bastard."

Chapel: "That would explain why it took two surgeries just to get the smile off his face."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"I had to kill him, Jim.

He ripped the tag off this mattress."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Quick, Yeoman...

Fetch your makeup kit!

If we're not too late we can paint him up and drop him off at the gay bar on Rigel X!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

It was fun, but Star Trek:The Radio Series never really took off.

 

[cooleddie74]

KING BISCUIT FLOUR HOUR's cross-promotion of the first TREK movie was a dreadful failure.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy knew it was just rigor mortis setting in, but he felt Chapel needed the compliment.

 

[Outpost4]

The accidental sucker punch Shatner laid on Takei was the beginning of a feud that would last for over 40 years.

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: I've never thought Vulcans looked like Moe Howard.
Chapel: In this case, no mo'.

 

[Rat Boy]

Chapel: "What killed him, Doctor?"

McCoy: "Apparently he was constantly masturbating to the first woman in that Windows banner ad on the TrekBBS."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "When I told Jim we should go smoke a couple of Cubans, this isn't what I had in mind."

 

[Shatmandu]

I like how "boner sheet" has been used in some regular, non-boner-specific captions.

McCoy: "That reminds me: I signed us up for the hanger deck horseshoes tournament this weekend."
Chapel: "Cool."

Shatner: "There's no way McGovern can lose! 'So long, Nixon, you fucking asshole!'"

McCoy: "I'll have Uhura contact the Vulcan High Command."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sometimes the simplest Photoshops are the best.

McCoy: "His brain may be gone, but the rest of him still works."