TOS Caption Contest #112 - Come Here Often?
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Spock: Mr. Sulu asked if he could borrow it later for something he called "gerbiling."
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Spock: "What?"
Kirk: "Don't get me wrong. I love Spock. I'd take a photon torpedo for the man. But he's dangerously unbalanced. He's bad at his job and mentally unstable."
Spock: "I believe this: I would rather play with 10 people and just get penalized all the way until we got to do something else, rather than play with 11 when I know that right now that person is not sold out to be part of this team. Cannot play with them. Cannot win with them. Cannot coach with them. Can't do it. I want winners."
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Spock: "What?"
Spock: "... and this 'Brazillian' wax, is it painful?"
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Spock: "What?"
Spock: " Miss Uhura, I am highly doubtful that this is, in fact, your merkin."
Kirk: "Who thought an all male crew would be a good idea?"
McCoy: "Besides Sulu?"
Kirk: "Who thought an all male crew would be a good idea?"
Spock: "Ensign Freeman, I'm not certain if this skidmarked pair of tiny whities is yours or mine."
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Spock: "What?"
Kirk: And give me a paper umbrella. I'm feeling coquettish.
McCoy: You're flying solo tonight, Jim.
UHURA:"Mister Spock...NO!!!
That's one of my deluxe tampons for the heavy flow stardates!"
KIRK:"Anyone one here ever hear the one about the guy who walks into the bar with the talking Targ?"
SPOCK:"I sense...
loneliness?
Miss Uhura hasn't been giving it her 'special attention' ."
SPOCK:"As I and Mister Scott have been warning you for some time now, Captain...
this ship DOES need dusting."
"You sure this is a good place to find a freighter pilot who'll give us a two-parter?"
Kirk: "THAT'S why the suggestion note handwriting looked so familiar."McCoy: "Besides Sulu?"
Kirk: "Who thought an all male crew would be a good idea?"
Spock: "Please don't look at me like that, Ensign, or I'll shove this up your nose!"
Red Shirt: "Your man Scotty? He's pretty drunk. They threw him out earlier for pooping in the urinal."
Spock: "This creature ... it reminds me of prom night ... The Andorian theme ..."
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Spock: "What?"
Older Command Shirt, drunk: "Hey, Kirk! Thanks for transferring Rand over. I love rebound ass."