TOS Caption Contest #112 - Come Here Often?

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Fascinating. This tribble continues to purr while it sucks on my thumb."

Kirk: "Um, Spock, that's not its mouth your thumb is in."

Spock: "It appears to be gorged."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Do you really think we're going to find a pilot here that'll take us to Alderaan?

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: Do you really think we're going to find a pilot here that'll take us to Alderaan?

Timothy: "Negola dewaghi wool dugger?"*

Mike: "He doesn't like you."

Kirk: "I'm sorry."

Mike: "I don't like you either! You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have a death sentence in twelve systems."

Kirk: "I'll be careful then."

Mike: "You'll be dead!"

* = Thanks, Wookiepedia

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "No sir, I do not 'kid.' Lt Uhura does a wonderful tribble dance. However I would surmise in later years she'll have to use something much larger such as fans."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Another blown call by the umpires? Who's calling the World Series? Ed Hochuli?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I was planning to give you this snow white toupe on your 80th birthday.

 

[Rat Boy]

Joe Buck: "The World Series on FOX is brought to you by the all new Hyundai Genesis..."

Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "Genesis?!"

McCoy: "Yes, Genesis! How can you be deaf with ears like that?!"

Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "Genesis allowed is not! Is automobile forbidden!"

 

[Nebusj]

``The powdered jelly-filled ones are delicious.''

``He's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy, and probably will be for life.''

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Miss Uhura, I would like to obtain several more of these creatures, to fashion into an undergarment."
<all turn>
Spock: "What?"

McCoy: "You still got plenty of roofies?"

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "I found these paddings in Yeoman Rand's bra."
<all turn>
Spock: "What?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "You know, if you skin them, they'd make excellent meatballs."
<all turn>
Spock: "What?"

 

[26138]

Grignak: Size you name, price I name, otherwise coffee nooo!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I believe that I saw Lieutenant M'Ress coughing one of these up on deck four."
<all turn>
Spock: "What?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: What kind of bar is this?

MCCOY: I dunno, Sulu recommended it.

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: "Well I finally got Uhura's tampax clean."
<all turn>
Spock: "What?"

Bloody Mary is drink forbidden! Give you new drink instead.
What kind of swizzle stick is this?
Bought from Vulcan science officer this morning.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Indeed, Yeoman Rand is a natural blonde. I collected this hairball from her shower drain."
<all turn>
Spock: "What?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "I have the taspa egg, and I've set up the four lights. Who wants to roleplay?"

McCoy: "What the hell is this, chump change, I gave you a 20, not 10."

Grignak: "forgive, I here am new..."

McCoy to Kirk: "I've made 50 credits off this doofus already today."

Kirk: "I dunno Bones, it may save space, but having the urinals directly opposite is putting me off my drink."

 

[John Picard]

Spock: "The bag of blow cost me 50-credits. I had to pay an additional 200-credits for the hookers."

Kirk: "You sure know how to haggle, Spock."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Why can't I see your left thumb?"

 

[Gertch]

Spock learned not to take the last donut when humans are around.