TOS Caption Contest #112 - Come Here Often?

[Outpost4]

With the Packers having a bye this week, I have plenty of time to change the contest.

This last week we have another first time winner, EnsignHarper. Congratulations and welcome to the Tantalus Colony . There is no escape. Also a winner this week, as he was last, is Triskelion. I'm certain nobody has ever made it to double digit wins as fast as you, Tryskullon. Way to go, both of you.

We played a little game of Kirk and the Gorn Lizard!

Redshirt: Boy, when the Captain falls apart, it sure is hard to get his arms in the sockets the right way...

This week we have a picture suggested by Shatmandu of Spock with a tribble, and one I found of our heroes in a bar.

The drinks are on me!


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (4x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Atavachron (2x)
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
brian
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (17x)

cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (10x)
Dohlman
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (5x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
EnsignHarper

First Time Winner!
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (20x)

goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard (2x)
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (19x)

Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (15x)

Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (29x)

Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (17x)
Sector 7
Shatmandu (16x)

Sir Rhosis (2x)
Super Grover
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (2x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (13x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (9x)

Plus one this time for a total of 10!
Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Mine are softer.

Kirk: Come here often, sailor?
McCoy: Jim, it's ME!

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Pardon me. From the back I thought you were Captain Kirk."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "This is my first kidney stone. I named it after my pet sehlat."

McCoy: "A Zima?"

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Spock: "Fascinating. When the creature is rubbed, it emits a rhythmical vibrating feeling"

Uhura: "Give it to me then, it's goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Fascinating. When the creature is rubbed, it emits a rhythmical vibrating feeling"

Uhura: "Give it to me then, it's goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

Kirk: "Oh, God! I can't *know* that!"

Freeman: "I could stand to hear a little more."

 

[Triskelion]

Outhouse4, thank you very much! I'm amazed!
EnsignHarper, congratulations!

Freeman: In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.

Barkeep, give me a martini, a mint julep, and a sex on the beach for my friend Chris.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Why is it we keep running into this guy?"

Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "New stores always opening."

 

[Outpost4]

Bartender: Quark? Never heard of him.


(Notice he's wearing the same jacket as the bartender in Tribbles? Nice touch.)

 

[Outpost4]

Nimoy: Freeman, you dropped your stand-in toupee.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Curious.

Either this tribble is dead or my miniature chronograph has stopped."

KIRK:"Who's up for a Shirley Temple with a cosmo chaser?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"She is pregnant.

And blames the Captain."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Excellent, Ensign Freeman. Lay three more and we'll have enough eggs for breakfast.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Plush texture. Giving grip.

I give it a 9 out of 10 on the Vulcan Scale of Things to Insert Anally."

KIRK:"How are all you fellas?

Haven't seen some of you since the Massengill Expedition back in '55."

 

[Maurice]

Moments after mind-melding with the tribble, Spock gobbled up the entire ship's stores of Wheaties.

An awkward moment when Kirk realized that the other patrons of Starbase 11's gay bar were mostly former shipmates. McCoy was too drunk to care.

 

[Atavachron]

All at bar: "Norm!"

Bartender: "How's life treating you, Norm?"

Norm(Kirk): "Like in the inside of a baby's diaper."

Atavachron

 

[CaptainJon]

Pardon me for intruding, but you laid this.

 

[Outpost4]

Bartender: But Mr. Kirk, Cyrano Jones assured us you would take care of his bar bill.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

As Kirk ordered his drink, he realized that his former shipmates were wearing Enterprise emblems on their uniforms and thus would create hours upon hours of argument on the Trekbbs.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Fascinating. This tribble continues to purr while it sucks on my thumb."

Kirk: "Um, Spock, that's not its mouth your thumb is in."