TOS Caption Contest #109 - Parties

[cooleddie74]

"Hello?

EXCUSE ME? Anyone in here?

Is...is this Menswear? The lady down in the lobby said menswear was up here."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Ah, fuck. It's Sunday. <turns, doors shut>"

 

[cooleddie74]

Mike Driscoll from Red Bank, New Jersey even made his own costume for the Paramus Trek-A-Con...but arrived at the grounds one day too early.

 

[cooleddie74]

Starship Commanders

Now with a refreshing touch of RETZIN!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: We've really got to stop including lightsabers in our gift baskets.

 

[Triskelion]

Captain, I must commend your crew on - you're staring at my face hole, aren't you! Well stop it!

Scotty and his April Fool torpedo-lift gag! Every year!

Khan: No, the young man with the Central-European charm?
Spock: Knute Rockne.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Khan: "No, I didn't drive a cab in New York." sigh

 

[Gertch]

"I knew I shouldn't have had the rec room redone by Chuckie Cheese."

 

[Outpost4]

Lt. Kirk never did get used to serving on a ship full of pookas.

 

[Shatmandu]

Shatner: "Uh, hey Photoshop guy? The sun shines out of my ass, not my shoulder blades."

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "When the contest changes over, does the pain ever go away?"
Kirk: "No."
Spock: "Negative."
Uhura: "Nuh-uh."
McGivers, after all turn to look at her: "... I'm not here much, but I'll say 'no' as well."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Khan: "You will find Kirk, that a superior woman swallows."
McGivers: "If you're so superior, why did you need that little blue pill?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN: "WHY do you people keep asking me if I can make beef shwarma?!

ENOUGH...please!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I have become Shat...

destroyer of scenes."

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "I commend you on your strategy, Captain: your first officer attacks, and you watch for weakness. A two-pronged attack ..."
<All glance at Spock as he shifts in seat.>

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Nothing to vorry about, just a small kitchen fire...."


"CHEKOV!!!!!!"

 

[Outpost4]

"New contest yet? Nope."

< Kirk turns around and leaves >

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Thank God. I was expecting Grignak, the Cloud boys, and Vomit to be in here after this long."

 

[Rat Boy]

Khan: "Are you blowing sunshine up my ass, Captain?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Shat levels reached such high levels that Kirk had not only difficulty hearing himself over the sound of his Awesomeness, but trouble seeing over the glow going his his body going thermal nuclear Shat.