TOS Caption Contest #109 - Parties

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"Your orderly promised we'd have Pizza Rolls.

Where are the Pizza Rolls, Captain?"

 

[M'Sharak]

KIRK: ... and ...what are you doing now?
CREWMAN ARTHUR (OC): I'm averting my eyes, Captain.
KIRK: Well, don't.

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RANDOLPH SCOTT!!!!!

Nice.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Come...bring your velour and hairpiece into the LIGHT.

There is fabric softener and Rogaine IN THE LIGHT."

 

[Outpost4]

direction in the script:

Kirk enters the bridge wearing his assless chaps.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Dammit, my best entrance ever and no one's here to see it!"

 

[SciFi75]

Khan: ...and that is the story of how I conquered the Earth through both my great strength and intellect!

Kirk: ::mumbles:: Think you can figure out how to escape the shit hole planet I going to abandon you on?

Khan: What was that?

Kirk: What color cubes do you want to have for dinner?

 

[SciFi75]

McCoy: The emanating light we can tolerate, Jim, but the chorus of angels singing your entrance onto the bridge is a little too much.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I think Scotty is using the wrong wattage for the turbolift lights.

 

[NathanielM]

KHAN: I was told you were going to have Mr. Sulu dressed in a Tutu dancing on the table after dinnner.

Spock: Fascinating.

Kirk: Oh gd I wasn't told about that...

 

[NathanielM]

KIRK: Oh hell the bright light and I am on the fricking bridge of a FAKE enterprise.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I've seen this flick. I'm gonna wind up as a giant space baby aren't I?

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "Captain, I must compliment the quality <nods towards McGivers' chest> of the tissue paper available on your ship."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Starfleet regulation 3354D, subsection H7GGH. Only after issuing the Abandon Ship order, may farts be lit in a turbolift.

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "Dinner was delightful. But if you have Miss Uhura sing for me ever again, I shall kill you."

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "I've gotta ask, since he's not here: is a normal part of a physical in this century filming me doing an hour of nude jumping jacks?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Shameless self promotion time!

Kirk: "Oh, great. Bat Boy's released another story. Now how are we supposed to get any work done?"

 

[M'Sharak]

"My God, it's full of... CHAIRS?!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, leaving: "Where's the light switch?"

 

[Sector 7]

Kirk, leaving: "Where's the light switch?"

"Oh! There it is..."

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"...and that, Captain and dear new friends, is the story of how I and the other Augments ganged up on and gave atomic super-wedgies to half the world's leaders at the UN General Assembly building."