TOS Caption Contest #109 - Parties

[johcomp]

Kirk: Hmmm - now where did I stash that Orion Slave Porn?!?!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

KHAN:"So, Captain...you think the men of your century are so superior...

ever do two genetically-enhanced women at the same time? Women with TWO clitorises?"

Kirk: "Mr Spock?"

Spock: "Excuse me, while I whip these out."

McGivers: "It's twue, it's twue it's twue!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "It's amazing to me they still make the McNuggets the same way."
Spock: "I like the ones resembling Indiana."

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "We left behind some genetically-engineered supermen. One was named Obama. Did anything ever come of him?"

Spock, thinking: "My four testicles are itching like crazy ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Khan: "...well, after three hundred years I had to take a piss like nobody's business, so as soon I woke up I ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. I have no idea what he was doing in there, but an hour later some kid with a Russian accent came out and said he was sorry. I'll never forget his face."

Kirk: "Russian? You must mean Mr. Chekov."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Khan: "...and you say this is the very cup that was used in the making of the film?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "When I was initially resusitated, the first person to speak to me was cupping my testicles. Who was that?"
Kirk, quickly: "Er, uh, we have no idea. Tell us about your time on Earth."

 

[Shatmandu]

Stealing a page from Bat Boy:

Khan: "I am very proud my clothing here survived all these years. I would ... hate ... to see it stained during our meal ..."
Kirk: "No worries. Ensign Chekov is our bus boy. He's very steady with the tray."
Khan: "Excellent."

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"Mint Listerine.

1994 Vintage.

MOST excellent, Captain."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Oh, now COME ON.

My farts are not THIS bad!"

 

[M'Sharak]

KIRK: Everything here has been rented for tonight. The Russian busboy, the wall
hangings, the potted fake plants, the glass centerpiece, the conference-room
table with covering to complement your tunic, everything!
KHAN: You mean... ?
SPOCK: Yes. This entire unlikely encounter has been... catered.
UHURA: (thinking) Oy, vey...

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"Let me get this straight, Captain...I know and recall your young Mister Chekov...but YOU do not?


That is it. I am no longer even going to TRY with you people."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Crap.

I forgot this is supposed to be the new designated time for Happy Hour."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "FUCKING daylight savings time!"

 

[Mysterion]

Once again, James Kirk regretted having thrown his alarm clock out an airlock after that last hangover.

 

[cooleddie74]

"BRIDGE?

No...wait a minute...

I hit 2 for Housewares."

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"If you gentlemen are hard pressed for after-dinner entertainment, might I suggest I be allowed to demonstrate some quite amusing hand and armpit tricks from my own era."

 

[Atavachron]

"Honey, I'm home!"

Atavachron

 

[John Picard]

"BRIDGE?

No...wait a minute...

I hit 2 for Housewares."

 

[M'Sharak]

"My Lord, the fleet has moved out of lightspeed. Com Scan has detected an energy fiel- ..."
**SLAM!**