TOS Caption Contest #109 - Parties

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk's attempts to increase attendance counts for the Starfleet Republicans Club by holding meetings on the bridge failed miserably.

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"Does your ship's computer know how to concoct a Harvey Wallbanger? Or at the very least, a Shirley Temple with lemon?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Nobody wanted to be around the Captain after a Four-Alarm Texas Chili Cookoff.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Computer, what is the nature of the universe?"

 

[Alyssa]

Kirk: Marco.....Marco...............MARCO.........Aww come on!!!!!!

 

[26138]

Kirk: So Khan, when do we get to see that magnificent chest of yours?

 

[S'kai]

Alien in middle of table: "<thinking>Damn. Mediating the negotiation between competing factions of the Opaques is turning out to be a lot harder than I ever imagined . . ."

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : Is there anybody out there ?

Kirk (thinking) : I hate these surprise parties on my birthday, I just know somewhere on this ship everyone will jump out and yell surprise....


Now... If I only knew where everyone is hiding.... This year....

 

[battrekker]

Khan to Kirk: "Do you like to watch gladiator movies?"

 

[A beaker full of death]

Okay, open 'er up... hey, where is everyone? You can't hide from a failing grade on the Kobiyashi Maru.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Uh-oh here comes Scotty and some bald guy. I'm going to hide."

 

[Balthier the Great]

Jordi: Computer create a character capable of kicking Picard's ass

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Nope, the carpet's still wet. Back down again everyone."

 

[A beaker full of death]

Why yes, I am Canadian. How did you know?

 

[MANT!]

Damn Union mandated Coffee Breaks...

 

[Gagarin]

Sorry... we're closed.

 

[Gagarin]

Kirk: Ensign Chekov will be here soon. He'll show you how to use The Three Sea Shells... it'll be no trouble.

 

[Noname Given]

Earth date: Yom Kippur, 1967 - On the filming set of 'Star Trek'
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William Shatner: "I guess it's true - everyone in Hollywood U.S.A. IS Jewish."

 

[Bad Atom]

"Six...five...four...three..."
"Get out!!! Get out of there!!!"

 

[Alyssa]

Kirk: Ensign Chekov will be here soon. He'll show you how to use The Three Sea Shells... it'll be no trouble.

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!