TOS Caption Contest #109 - Parties
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Kirk: "So where's the little guy, you know, Knick-Knack but not?"
Khan: "I do not know what you mean Captain."
from beneath the table: "Mr Fantasy, the plane, the plane"
McGivers: "Shut up and get back to work, you two tongued marvel."
Khan: "It took a while to perfect the um, genetic engineering."
KIRK: Forgive my curiosity, Mr. Khan, but my officers are anxious to know
more about your extraordinary journey.
SPOCK: And how you managed to keep it out of the history books.
KHAN: Adventure, Captain. Adventure. There was little el- ... please stop
touching my knee, Captain.
KIRK: But I'm not touching your knee, Mr. Khan.
KHAN: You are an excellent tactician, Captain: you let your second in
command attack while you sit and watch for weakness.
CHILDREN [off-camera]: Nyaah-naah-na-naah-naah. Nyaah-naah-na-naah-naah...
[Kirk is pelted with stones.]
"Damn Starfleet budget cuts and downsizing..."
KHAN:"So, Captain...you think the men of your century are so superior...
ever do two genetically-enhanced women at the same time? Women with TWO clitorises?"
Kirk: "So, Mr. Khan. How have you enjoyed our ship's library?"
Khan: "Wonderful. I especially enjoyed the section on Klingon Philosophy."
Kirk: "Well, we have some new material we just picked up at a trading post which hasn't been scanned yet. If you'd like to visit the Archives, I'll make our new lower decks officer, Mr... Mr...."
Spock: "Chekov, Sir."
Kirk: "Yes, Mr. Chekov. I could assign him to assist you. You may also like to read up on space-based battle tactics. War has changed a lot since the 20th century."
Khan: "Thank you, but I don't think I'll have time for that."
"Screw it.
To hell with the danger. Roach fumigation bomb or not I gotta find where I left my wallet."
Khan: "'The Shocker?' You put your fingers like this, and you...
<pauses, looks around>"
Uhura, softly: "Go ahead ...""
Kirk: "You'll find that women in this century are much more receptive to the Spocker."
Spock: "The Spocker, Sir?"
Kirk: "I'll tell you later."
"Godot?
H-hello?
G-Godot?!"
KHAN:"Elegant crystal table sculpture, Captain. You are indeed a man of refinement and taste...despite your clumsy and hamfisted attempts to make me look at Rigellian Ultra-Porn when I first revived."
Today's Crew Challenge:
FIND THE CONTACT LENS!
"Oh, shit...
And I don't have a CLUE how to drive stick."
"TRICK OR TR...
Ahhhhh, crap.
Figures."
KIRK:"So are all the urban myths about rich corinthian leather based in any reality or not?"
Hide and seek was one way in which the crew passed the time between assignments. Kirk really hated being "it".
"Find the Smell" was a particularly unsavory game aboard the Enterprise during down time.
Thankfully for the Captain, the smell was coming from him.