Captain Tory: Grant you're overcooking Jamie's mustache! He's gonna kill us!
Dr Kari: No he won't, they're on Risa busting the Horgon myth.
Mr Grant: Fascinating.
TOS Caption Contest #106 - Workout
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Captain Tory: Grant you're overcooking Jamie's mustache! He's gonna kill us!
Dr Kari: No he won't, they're on Risa busting the Horgon myth.
Mr Grant: Fascinating.
KIRK:"See, this is why this ship's lab can never have nice things."
GALACTIC TEARJERKER GUM
So strong, even a Bolian's tongue won't be able to handle the first ten seconds!(TM)
WIILIAM:"Holiest of Holies say DAYS INN third exit on right."
FESTUS:"No. DAYS INN forbidden!
Find MOTEL 6. They even leave light on for Yangs."
Kirk: I see in the avatar thread that Rat Boy is going to judge this contest.
Spock: Fascinating. He's already given one of his testicles. Now we go for his soul.
McCoy: "On the bright side, he can now bike like Lance Armstrong."
"Dammit, stop ASKING ME!!!
You furry morons don't even know what E PLEB NEESTA's supposed to be so how the hell am I supposed to figure it out?!"
CLOUD WILLIAM:"Hmmmmm.
Holiest of Holies old. Say I-95 not here when it is.
Check OnStar."
Cloud Pecs: Sweaty guys turn me on!
Cloud Wife Beater: "I'm just going to...uh...go over here."
CLOUD PECS: Stuck in back again! Me clearly called "shotgun"!
Cloud Wife Beater: "And why do I have to sit next to him again? People are going start asking questions."
VOMIT: What kind of music are you guys into?
CLOUD WILLIAM: We like both kinds. Country and Western
CLOUD PECS (whispers): Show tunes.
Cloud Wife Beater: "Larry the Cable Guy?"
WILLIAM:"Next time...remind Yangs take metro train."
SPOCK:"Forgive me, gentlemen.
I am not used to preparing the new Orville Redenbacher brands."
Spock: I shall be merciful and quick.
Kirk: "How long are you going to keep doing that?"
Spock: "Until Rat Boy changes out the contest tomorrow."
McCoy: "Knowing him, you'll probably be microwaving a Gorn next."