TOS Caption Contest #106 - Workout

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of the tribbles?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "How well-done would you like your Mugatu prostate, Captain?"

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: Curious....
Kirk: What is it Spock?
Spock: It appears to contain partially digested corn.
Kirk: That's right, I had corn with lunch yesterday.
McCoy: Dammit, is that my whistle??

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Microwave the gremlins Spock, not the Mogwai!"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "It's dead, Jim. Really, really, really dead."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Quite simple, Captain. I am endeavoring to make new red paint for new soon-to-be-dead redshirts."

 

[Triskelion]

I recreated a Guardian scale model using hamsters. Edith, no!

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Oh, boy. Strawberry daiquiris!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Tribble bombs?"

Spock: "Yes, I suggest we begin testing them with live subjects as soon as possible."

McCoy: "I'll go get Lieutenant Mallory."

 

[Triskelion]

I'm sorry Captain. The Living Toupee concept just needs more investment capital.
He's stalling, Jim! The green blooded snake perfected the formula months ago! Just look at his own 'piece!

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Green-blooded Vulcan bastard!!

How many times do Jim and I gotta tell you: MEDIUM SETTING and only for two minutes!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's easy, fellas...anyone can do it...

Come on...DO THE LOCO-MOTION with me!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk swore he'd never go to one of Sulu's parties again.

 

[cooleddie74]

"If I roll a seven, all you guys gotta make out in a naked pile while Captain Tracey and I watch."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Consumer Reports was correct, Captain.


The generic ones DO explode much faster on a low setting."

 

[Gertch]

Kari: "This one is SO confirmed."

 

[M'Sharak]

"Good & Plenty! Good & Plenty! Good & Plenty! Good & Plenty!"

 

[Outpost4]

Charlie says -
I love my Good 'N' Plenty.
Charlie says -
It really rings a bell.
Charlie says -
I love my Good 'N' Plenty.
Don't know any other candy that I love so well.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "... and so you cling to your religion, your spears, your Khomophobia."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Cloud William: "Yes Kirk, you do know words to holiest of holies, I also like rendition of Yang national anthem with fake trumpet noise."

Cloud Festus: "Me like him harmonising with own arse... Nice touch."