TOS Caption Contest #106 - Workout

[Outpost4]

I need to use pictures from the animated series more often. It isn't often I can put Spock's hand up Chapel's skirt and get away with it.

Two regulars won the contest this time. Congratulations go out to scottydog and The Squire of Gothos. This win puts the Squire in double digits, but it's scottydog who is the sneaky one. This is his fifteenth win. Only four posters have more wins than him. Consistently funny is a description for both of these guys.

Shatner's ventriloquist act soon grew old.

Spock: Nurse Chapel control yourself, I have never seen you so animated before.

This next week we have Spock in the lab and Kirk working up a sweat.

I'd write more but there is a Packers game on right now. Go Pack Go!


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (3x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Atavachron
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (16x)

cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (8x)
Dohlman
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (5x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (19x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (17x)

Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (26x)

Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (14x)

Plus one this time for a total of 15!
Shatmandu (13x)

Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (2x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (11x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (9x)

Plus one this time for a total of 10!
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (6x)
Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

There's nothing like a spear up your butt to get you to do another mile on the threadmill.

Spock: I'm attempting to cure Mr. Sulu's acne.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ... monkeys. No wait..."

Spock: "And after the microwaving is complete, as you can , not much is left of the tribble."

 

[M'Sharak]

Kirk: ...mmmmmmBUH! BUH!
Cloud Red Loincloth: (thinking) Dude, the accent is all wrong!

"And by bombarding the creature with highly-amplified samples of Limp Bizkit, we
can... Doctor, why have the trombone mutes in your display case been inverted?"

 

[Quo Vadimus]

Shatner's rendition of 'Rocket Man' did not go over well with the locals.

Bones: It's dead, Jim.

Kirk: Mr. Spock?

Spock: I'm sorry, Captain, but I could not revive your hairpiece.

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk's demonstration of his tried and patented Rightie Pump Method for personal pleasure did nothing but confuse and further enrage his Yang captors.

McCOY: "Just like I told ya ages ago, Jim...

these damn Hot Pockets NEVER heat up to the right temperature even if you can stomach 'em..."

 

[Nebusj]

Kirk figured it was a long shot but why not try calling Gorgon the Friendly Angel and suing the Yangs?

``I'm worried, Jim. Spock's been there all week, holding the table and spinning that little container and pretending he's a trolley-car conductor. And then he goes `toot-toot' like he imagines trolley-cars used to.''

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk's ace in the hole to escape?

Challenge the Yangs to a game of Earth dice.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "It is said that good cannot handle Yang firewater."

Kirk: "Well, it looks like melted plastic, but it's still more appetizing than colored food cubes."

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Kirk knew he had only one chance to escape, he only hoped the natives couldn't figure out the Earth game "Rock, Paper, Scissors" too quickly.

 

[cooleddie74]

"If I roll snakeyes, you have to chop off Captain Tracey's penis..."

First Contact with the Rubber Vomit People of Gaggicus VII went more awkwardly than expected.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "We the...ah crap, brain fart!"

Cloud William: "Kill him!"

Spock: "It would appear that Mr. Chekov had nachos before he went bar-hopping."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Double down! Double down!

I got 3-to-1 odds of me surviving the fight with Captain Tracey...who's in? Who wants a taste of the sweet stuff?"

SPOCK:"As I suspected, Captain.

Nothing but generic frozen pancakes past the freshness stardate."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "As you can plainly see, tribbles do explode in the microwave."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Bad news, Captain.

I left aluminum foil on the test subject."

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "No, I don't examine mine that exacting Mr Spock, I simply flush it."

 

[tharpdevenport]

As Kirk triumphantly held the Virility idol of the people on the planet, he felt a kind of ... power.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "How long does it take to get a damn espresso around here? I might as well go over to Grignak's."

 

[Ghostface1701]

I was about to express disappointment that no-one had fired-up Photoshop on that Kirk picture until I saw the last post. Thanks for not letting me down, Tharpdevenport

More please!

 

[Outpost4]

The competition at drum major tryouts was fierce, especially considering Kirk forgot his baton.