TOS Caption Contest #105 - Relationships

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "If the rumors are true, it would be logical for me to attempt to turn you."

Velma: "Shhhhhhhhhh! I just saw Uhura walk by. Is it true what they say about once you go black you don't go back?"

Spock: "Well, this is a lost cause."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "No, that sound was not a ghost. I had Plomeek soup for lunch."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "If you take a hit off my Vulcan hookah, what your friend Shaggy is doing to Scooby will not bother you in the slightest ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "It's almost the weekend, Jim. If we live through another couple of days of this, it's smooth sailing."

Kirk: "Don't be so sure. There's still the Movie Caption Contest."

 

[cooleddie74]

"BABY...it's like this weed makes me feel so ONE-DIMENSIONAL, you dig?"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"It was horrible, Jim. Absolutely HORRIBLE."

KIRK:"It's gonna be alright, Bones...calm down...he...he's gone now.

Cooleddie put on some clothes...and he's gone now."

 

[Shatmandu]

Carl: "Baby, we gots to gets this thing done before the arrival of my required pre-teen sidekick and his anthropomorphic pet."

Kirk: "Never been to Tiajuana?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "You get your hopes up every time you pop into the TOS board on Saturday morning."
McCoy: "The caption contest might be changed!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"YO, sweet thang...take it easy, momma!

Carl Spock ain't as quick as I used to be before I dropped the Brown Acid on Risa..."

"There, there, Bones...

I thought you told me you'd SEEN a Donkey Show before?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"See, Bones?

Didn't I tell you the new Jergens Deep Healing Formula hand and foot lotion feels better than the generic brands you've been using?"

 

[Sulu's Lover]

Spock: Nurse Chapel control yourself, I have never seen you so animated before.

This one has got to be the winner.........

Rob

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOOBY: Relp me Rock!

SPOCK:If I were human, I believe my response would be "ZOINKS!" If, I were human

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Oh for crying out loud. Clearly your 'ghost' of William Wallace is a drunk Mr. Scott in a kilt."

 

[highlander]

Spock: "Relax Scooby, it's not a ghost. It's just Capt. Picard in his ass less chaps."

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "Yes Bones, they're real, and they're spectacular!"

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: It's Sunday, Jim. Can I pray Outpost will relieve me from this caption hell?
Kirk: Yes, prayer, Dr. McCoy. TrekBBSers don't take prisoners.

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: "Relax Scooby, it's not a ghost. It's just Capt. Picard in his ass less chaps."

If there ever was a "fill in the blank" caption, this is it. Besides the William Wallace/Scotty in a kilt caption of Rat Boy's just upthread, the possibilities are almost endless.

"Relax, Scooby, it's not a ghost. It's just..."

"...Melvin Belli in a shower curtain."
"...the captain without his girdle."
"...Shatmandu after a night in the strip clubs."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Relax Scooby, it's not a ghost. It's just Capt. Picard in his ass less chaps."

If there ever was a "fill in the blank" caption, this is it. Besides the William Wallace/Scotty in a kilt caption of Rat Boy's just upthread, the possibilities are almost endless.

"Relax, Scooby, it's not a ghost. It's just..."

"...Melvin Belli in a shower curtain."
"...the captain without his girdle."
"...Shatmandu after a night in the strip clubs."

"...Admiral Ackbar in clown make-up."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock: "Relax Scooby, it's not a ghost. It's just Capt. Picard in his ass less chaps."

If there ever was a "fill in the blank" caption, this is it. Besides the William Wallace/Scotty in a kilt caption of Rat Boy's just upthread, the possibilities are almost endless.

"Relax, Scooby, it's not a ghost. It's just..."

"...Melvin Belli in a shower curtain."
"...the captain without his girdle."
"...Shatmandu after a night in the strip clubs."

"...Admiral Ackbar in clown make-up."

"...Captain Kirk clutching the Penis Rock."