"Good thing we're both animated, Nurse.
Otherwise the stretch marks in my velour would be QUITE apparent right now."
TOS Caption Contest #105 - Relationships
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"Good thing we're both animated, Nurse.
Otherwise the stretch marks in my velour would be QUITE apparent right now."
McCoy: "Jim, it's amazing! Coming out of the closet feels so liberating!"
Kirk: "Just wait until I liberate you from your pants... but keep the wig on. That's an order!"
"Illogical, Christine.
Neither of us seem to possess functioning genitalia."
"What am I gonna DO, Jim?
Christine accidentally drank the last test sample...and I'm not a spring chicken anymore! I can't refill a tube that fast with that much!"
SPOCK:"Hand me my Vulcan harp.
I know the HE-MAN theme song."
"The Teacher says I'm pretty, Jim...that I'm a pretty girl.
Am I a pretty girl? Tell me I'm a pretty girl before the monsters eat my mind."
McCoy prays that there isn't anything worse they could photoshop on him other than a baby bonnet.
His prayers went unanswered.
Kirk: "Ok, ok, just watch the video and I'll set this camera here."
Bones: "Right, ok, two girls and some sort of a cup..."
The good Doctor was anxious and jittery.
After all, he'd never performed a colorectal exam on a Klingon before.
"I am...flattered...in my own way, Christine.
But our relationship...it would never be three-dimensional or very defined."
SPOCK:"When the hell did you start wearing a belt?"
"YES.
YES...YES, Jim.
I understand now.
Tom Cruise is straight!"
Jinkies!!!!
Spock: "Well, this is only slightly better than having Shaggy jump in my arms, but you are certainly no Daphne."