TOS Caption Contest #105 - Relationships
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McCoy was inconsolable after Tom Brady went down with a knee injury.
Kirk: "It can't be all bad, Bones. Who was your backup on your fantasy team?"
McCoy: "Vince Young."
Kirk: "I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you? You Complete me!"
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"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We’re tonight’s entertainment."
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"You wanted me, here I am. "
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What happened? Your balls fall off, or what?
Johnnyracefan, I have to interrupt this and say that your avatar is hilarious.
Back to your regularly scheduled contest.
In orbit of Deneva....
Spock: Nurse, I feel obligated to inform you that my vision returned 14.3 minutes ago. The only one you were 'fooling' is Dr. McCoy, when you told him that you had not given me my prostate exam during my last physical.
Back to your regularly scheduled contest.
In orbit of Deneva....
Spock: Nurse, I feel obligated to inform you that my vision returned 14.3 minutes ago. The only one you were 'fooling' is Dr. McCoy, when you told him that you had not given me my prostate exam during my last physical.
This one took me a second, but when I got it, well,
Joe, do you think these up while sitting on the toilet or do you have other places of inspiration?
Work.
If there's a place designed to inspire hundreds of dick and fart jokes, it's this one.
Joe, surrounded
Spock: "Why are you sitting on my knee Nurse?"
Chapel: "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place."
Are you sure this is a traditional Vulcan greeting? Where's the salute?
In my pants, Yeoman. In my pants.
Strip poker with three women? You can do that? No guys at all?
Bones, my father once told me something, that his father told him, and now I'm telling you: Build your casino high on a hill, and put in dancing girls.
What's it mean, Jim?
I don't know, Bones. But I've lived my life by it.
Chapel: "Did you like it?"
Spock: "Yes, Christine, my heightened Vulcan hearing allowed me to listen from the closet as Scotty plumbed your depths."
McCoy: "We'll be trapped forever on a planet of go-go booted hot chicks, and Spock's gonna die. Best mission EVAR!"
Kirk: "I know!"
KIRK:"It'll be alright, Bones.
Be...be still. Stay calm.
Spock will be back with your Barney stuffed doll in a minute."
"Quite illogical, Nurse.
I made it quite clear I wanted Judy Jetson."
McCOY:"...and then you showed up in the dream, Jim...and I wasn't able to sit or even cry for a month."
CHRISTINE:"Do me, Spock...
DO me like you haven't done anyone since you got drunk on that water virus and dry-humped that animation cel of Arlene Martel."
"I understand now, Jim.
Reese's Cup are both chocolate...
AND peanut butter.
Brilliance. Sheer brilliance."