TOS Caption Contest #105 - Relationships

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Want a little sugar, Sugar?"
McCoy: "After the game, honey, after the game ..."
Kirk, crossing arms, in a huff: "I hate football season!"

Spock: "I don't have a 'king.' More like two 'rooks.'"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "I have a fantasy I'd like to indulge in..."
Chapel: "Sure honey, as long as it doesn't get weird."
Spock: "Can I call you Smurfette?"
Chapel: "Only if I can call you Papa Spock"

 

[Shatmandu]

Chapel: "If you want, I can make myself <switch to Doohan doing voice> sound like this."
Spock: "Fascinating."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Uh, this is embarrassing, but my academy class ring. It's...it's stuck."

 

[Outpost4]

Ah, nothing like a win to start the week. I'll do a set of nude jumping jacks to honor each and every one of you later today.

I was going to save those for cooleddie74's initiation into the Mudd Club.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "This is no drooling tribble!"

 

[John Picard]

Spock: <Austin Powers accent> "Do I make you horny, baby? I put the 'Grrrrrrrr' in 'Swing - Grrrrrrrrr'" <Austin Powers accent>.

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Fascinating. I believe I have discovered the location of the Defiant.

 

[Shatmandu]

Nimoy: "Tell Doohan I've found something he's been missing ..."

Spock: "Perhaps it will still work. I could strap one of them down ..."

Spock: "I'm from Vulcan. I'm used to dry."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "God, how did I get roped into this? Where's Spock?"

Nurse Chapel: "Why, Mr. Spock, I had no idea!"

Spock (thinking): The things I do to avoid babysitting.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Lets add a 'K' onto the end of IDIC, shall we?"

McCoy was fine with the whole role-playing thing until he remembered Daddy Spock would be coming at him with two bottles.

Spock: "Live long and prosper."
Chapel raises up a little.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I believe you humans refer to this as 'the Shocker.'"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the doors..."

Chapel whimpers

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: "Lets add a 'K' onto the end of IDIC, shall we?"

This one took me a second, but when I got it, well,

Joe, do you think these up while sitting on the toilet or do you have other places of inspiration?

 

[Rat Boy]

Quaqmire: "Giggity giggity!"

 

[John Picard]

Quaqmire: "Giggity giggity!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I don't CARE what the Captain and Dr. McCoy say, Spock!!

Let's do it...here...NOW...

before Fred, Shaggy and the rest of the gang come back from the wild goose chase 'clue hunt' I sent them on so we could be alone!!"

McCOY:"I get it now...

it's SO simple...

how did I ever miss it?!



Christopher Titus...he never WAS funny."

 

[cooleddie74]

Tonight on [adult swim]


FILMATION:

AFTER HOURS

 

[M'Sharak]

Spock, limp: "I'm sorry, I just can't seem to get into it ... That com speaker is just soooooo large compared to canon ..."

*snerf*

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Love me, Christine...

Love me like no cartoon character has loved another since Fred and Wilma!!"

CHAPEL:"Bam - BAM."