TOS Caption Contest #105 - Relationships

[highlander]

Chapel: "Is that a mirror in your pocket Mr. Spock? Cause I can see myself in your pants!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Hey, baby, want to go to a UTEP game?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Spock: "Before you entered, Nurse Chappel, the walls and my outfit weren't the only things that were blue."

 

[Turbo]

Holy crap, I won?

Spock: But Doctor McCoy, if you're in Nurse Chapel's body, then she must be...

Kirk: Bones, I never knew how much you cared!

.....Yeah, I got nothin for this one.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "The man from Nantucket joke. I finally get it!"

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Purr for me. I love it when you purr for me."
Chapel: "What? I've never purred for you before."
Spock: "Oops."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kelley: "An album? Are you nuts, Shatner?"

 

[scottydog]

Shatner's ventriloquist act soon grew old.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "Yeeaahhh ... now how do you like that? Now you cough, bitch."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Jim, you should have seen Chekov during his last physical. Those Russian bouncing balls were breathtaking."

Spock: "Fascinating. Burying my face into your cleavage does produce a sound like a motorboat."

 

[Nerys Myk]

BONES: God bless Scotty. God bless Uhura. God bless Sulu. God bless Chekov...

CAPTAIN JIM: And?

BONES: (sighs) God bless Spock too.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock: "Take it off Bitch, and lets get this party started"

McCoy: "It was glorious Jim, it smelled like..... Gods Vagina"

 

[Mallory]

Spock soon found out that being the Enterprise "Santa" had fringe benefits.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Didn't your skirt used to be shorter?

CHAPEL: Saturday morning TV.

 

[Atavachron]

Bones: "Home! And this is my room -- and you're all here! And I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all! And -- Oh, Captain Kirk -- there's no place like home!"

Atavachron

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock: Nurse Chapel control yourself, I have never seen you so animated before.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Federation Deal or No Deal...

Kirk: The Orion trader was on the phone, he'll give you 300 quatloos for the box.
McCoy: No, I'm playing on!

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Of course. A child could do it."

Kirk: "Replace Spock's brain?"

McCoy: "No, suck on Uhura's shaved nipples."

 

[Outpost4]

When burping Baby McCoy, Kirk was careful to not get spit up all over his uniform.

 

[Shatmandu]

Ah, nothing like a win to start the week. I'll do a set of nude jumping jacks to honor each and every one of you later today.

Spock, limp: "I'm sorry, I just can't seem to get into it ... That com speaker is just soooooo large compared to canon ..."

McCoy: "' ... birds fly ... over the rainbow, why ... tell me why ... caaaan't ... IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!?!'"