TOS Caption Contest #102 - Four days, three nights

[cooleddie74]

"...and as you can see, this comes from the new Kathy Najimy line of glow-in-the-dark Plus Size mu-mus."

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk never forgot the time he took a dare from 22nd century starship logs and ate too much cheddar cheese.

 

[Outpost4]

Perfecting the patented Kirk Forward Roll was a painful experience.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Jimmy !!!"

 

[Triskelion]

Helmet head?
Back at ya, babe.

Got Velour?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Damn laundromat put too much starch in my underwear! Again!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"I'm flattered..

but to be honest, you have TOO MUCH arm hair."

What spatial or temporal anomaly will YOU be flying through when your constipation returns?(TM)

 

[M'Sharak]

Sensor scans of this week's embedded Evil Alien™ were inconclusive, but
the children blamed YouTube's overcompression for the crappy resolution.

 

[Rat Boy]

Outpost4: "I forgot to mention I was using Bajoran days."

 

[highlander]

Sulu: "No, no, no. I didn't say I like the Grateful Dead. I said I like to give head."

 

[highlander]

Jim thought he did a great impression of the inflatable co-pilot from Airplane!
Yeoman Rand did not.

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"You're still standing out here?!

Miss, the contest ended about two weeks ago. Your feet must smell like backfat from a Klingon targ by now."